FIC: IM Conversation: Jack and Rose
Name: IM Conversation: Jack and Rose
Rating: R
Summary: Part of my IM Conversation series. Falls after "IM Conversation: Owen and Gwen"
Spoilers: Season 2 of Torchwood up to Adam.
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Tosh/Owen (if you squint), Gwen, Rose.
Other parts can be read at my Fic Master List. Click here.
CaptainSex: Guys, this is Rose, we travelled with the Doctor at the same time at one point. Rose, how can you be talking to us? The Doctor told me you were trapped in the alternate universe.
BadWolf: He told Mickey the same a long time ago. Then he came back. The Doctor isn’t always right...
CaptainSex: He’s hardly ever right ;)
BadWolf: He was definitely wrong about one thing ...
CaptainSex: We are *not* talking about that here.
ThatDamnWelshGuy: About what?
CaptainSex: Nothing. Private joke. Very, very private joke. *glares at Rose*
BadWolf: lol
ThatDamnWelshGuy: Fine.
CaptainSex: You didn’t answer my question... how can you be here?
BadWolf: Tiny crack in the universes =] I can transmit to your server through it. I missed you, Jack.
CaptainSex: Same here :)
BadWolf: Remember our holiday to Ursa Prime?
CaptainSex: Ooh, how could I forget?
BadWolf: Remember the gap behind that statue…?
ThatDamnWelshGuy: Jack.
CaptainSex: Uh! Yes, Ianto?
ThatDamnWelshGuy: I don’t know whether you noticed, but Owen is pulling faces at me across the hub and Tosh is saving the message history for future reference.
WeevilKing: I wasn’t pulling faces! I was … making rude gestures. There’s a difference!
CaptainSex: Dammit, Owen!
WeevilKing: What? You must admit it’s funny. Tea-boy was stupid enough to think he’s the centre of your world. Now the big bad wolf turns up and he’s forgotten about.
MangaBabe: Owen! Just because you’re dead doesn’t mean you have free reign making other people wish they were dead. I hope Ianto puts salt in your coffee!
WeevilKing: Oi! Tosh! I thought you loved me!
MangaBabe: You’re DEAD, Owen… I’m not into necrophilia.
NewlyWed352: Am I missing something? I thought we were a team of friends?
WeevilKing: Since when have tea-boy and me been friends?
NewlyWed352: Point taken. What happened to Jack and…Rose was it?
BadWolf: I’m still here.
CaptainSex: Same here.
WeevilKing: I don’t know about you being here, Rose … but Jack just vanished from his desk.
BadWolf: He did?
WeevilKing: Yeah. Tosh, think I should go check on him?
MangaBabe: I’ll go.
WeevilKing: Thanks, Babe.
NewlyWed352: So, Rose, how do you and Jack know each other?
BadWolf: We travelled with the Doctor together. Didn’t we already go over this? Up there somewhere ^ I think.
NewlyWed352: I don’t read other people’s conversations. I just ask my own questions.
BadWolf: I see…
WeevilKing: You back yet, Tosh?
MangaBabe: Um… yes. It seems Ianto tackled Jack from behind while at his desk and now is marking his territory. That’s what it looks like on the CCTV.
WeevilKing: Tosh, you pervert!
MangaBabe: Guilty. Wow … I didn’t think that was physically possible. I love CCTV.
NewlyWed352: Tosh, route it through to my computer, please?
MangaBabe: No can do. Come down here and see.
NewlyWed352: On my way.
WeevilKing: Women! -.-
MangaBabe: Hey!
BadWolf: I second that ‘hey!’!!!!!!
MangaBabe: Gwen here… Owen, you should come see this. I think they’re using something from your autopsy bay.
WeevilKing: WHAT!!!
MangaBabe: Yeah… Someone needs to tell them that alien tech is not sex toys.
BadWolf: I’ll be back when Jack’s back >.>
MangaBabe: I think we scared her off.
WeevilKing: You’d scare anyone off.
WeevilKing: Tosh, why did your harddrive space just decrease?
WeevilKing: Toshiko Sato! Are you saving the CCTV?!!!
WeevilKing: I tried to stop them. Honest, Jack.
ThatDamnWelshGuy: I think we missed something.
CaptainSex: Gee, you think?
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