Self-Published Author at your service
Hey guys, how are you doing? Do any of you even remember me? I barely remember me...
I've come onto here today - which I have to say, I miss a lot. I really miss LJ. Idk why I left. Maybe I'll come back - to tell you about the most recent, exciting development in my life.
I self-published A Hole in the World!
I've pretty much removed it from my LJ since, you know, it's now out there to buy, but the book is only 86p in the UK and a little over a dollar in the US so c'mon, it's not much. Plus, I've done a whole bunch of technical alterations and I've added a whole 10,000 words to it! And before you shout: "But I don't have a Kindle!" never fear, Amazon provides a completely free Kindle app for your computer!
So anyway, I'll now give you links.
First off, my new website. I designed it myself, from scratch. All the art and everything is all mine (except that which lives on the extras page, but that's credited to shan_3414 so that's okay~) You can read an excerpt of A Hole in the World on there, you can stroke your screen as you gaze at Shan's amazing art and go, "It's so pretty~" and you can read my blog, in which I ramble about things. Links to that coming soon!
If you don't wanna go via my website, that's okay too. You can buy it from Amazon UK here, Amazon US here and Smashwords here.
Still not sold? Have a look at my first three reviews:
I'm sounding like a salesperson now - yikes!
If you're not already done reading my rambling plug of my book and wondering where the last five minutes of your life went, check out my blog entries:
I Like Sex With Aliens.
As I sit here, staring at Steam, waiting very impatiently for my copy of Mass Effect 2 to, apparently, convert to a “new, more efficient format” (lies, all lies, I swear), I’m pondering the fact that Mass Effect 2 allows you - well, Shepard - to have a relationship with an alien.
I know, I know, that’s boring, right? Everything does that. Kirk shagged his way around the universe, Sheridan married Delenn, John Crichton spent five whole years dancing around his relationship with Aeryn Sun. The list goes on, right?
But, here’s the thing: Delenn looked like a human… just with a weird crown. All Kirk’s alien chicks all looked human. Aeryn Sun didn’t even have funny coloured skin like Zhaan and Chiana.
LGBT and...?
Oh dear, I shouldn’t have a blog. I start thinking about things… then I start writing about them.
Today, I’ve been thinking about how there seems to be a line between genres. Have you ever noticed how nine times out of ten people ask what your genre is not what your genres are? And if they do ask for multiple genres, they limit you to the number they think is acceptable?
Okay, I'm done flooding your flist now.
tl;dr: Buy my book, you know you want to. My blog is awesome and mentions Torchwood a few times. You have a nice face. Good night, citizen.