Eighteenth Riff

[bass_on_fire]

JESUS FUCKIN' CHRIST I NEED A GODDAMN CIGARETTE

Mosta you guys don't know this, but I've decided to make an attempt at givin' up smokin'. Certain offers presented themselves, and I figured it was a good enough excuse as any. The money I could save alone would be pretty awesome.

So far? No cigarettes in... Three days. I still have a carton tucked away

Comments

[deadlesbian]

...offers?

[bass_on_fire]

Yep.

[deadlesbian]

Well, what kind?

[bass_on_fire]

The very good kind.

[Private]

[deadlesbian]

Okay, stop being coy and tell me already!

[Private]

[bass_on_fire]

Awh, where's the fun in that?

And I swear to you, it's nowhere near as awesome as I'm makin' it sound.

Though still pretty cool.

[Private]

[deadlesbian]

...Okay, I admit it, if I had something like this, I'd be doing the same thing.

Someone promise to kiss you if you didn't taste like an ashtray?

[Private]

[bass_on_fire]

We share like minds, Thelma.

Nail on the head. But apparently, it's supposed to be one helluva kiss. Figured this was as good an excuse as any to quit.

[Private]

[deadlesbian]

Oooooh, very nice. Do I get to extract the name of person who made this arrangement?

[Private]

[bass_on_fire]

Hey, gotta have some secrets.

[Private]

[deadlesbian]

Righty-o.

Good for you, though. On all fronts.

[Private]

[bass_on_fire]

Thanks. Now to find some other addictions to quit in exchange for other libido-irritating rewards.

[Private]

[deadlesbian]

Well I might be game, if you come up with some ;D

[Private]

[bass_on_fire]

... Damn, that's tempting.

[Private]

[deadlesbian]

That's me. Thelma Bates, foul temptress.

[Private]

[bass_on_fire]

So not fair. No cigarettes equals my mind movin' even more quickly into a gutter.

Well, deeper than usual, anyway.