The latest Scorecard:

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Racquetball Racquet - 1
Ben's Face - 0

Club Doorman: "Next time wear tighter jeans..."
Drunk Ben: "Next time go fuck yourself..."
Club Doorman: "Excuse me?"
Drunk Ben: "Go fuck yourself..."
Club Doorman - 1
Tossed Drunk Ben - 0

Janky Car Shifter - 0
Ben's Ghetto Rigging Skills - 1