"Hey, this is Marshall. I'm not here right now but leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. And if this is Lily, I love you and miss you!"
"I don't have your underwear! And I don't even want to know what's wrong with them if I'm burning them. Please, I don't have your underwear and I will never have your underwear. Keep your underwear to yourself!"
Crazy Phone DaylovemykiltJanuary 18 2009, 18:22:34 UTC
"Hi. It's me. I know this was supposed to be some kind of punishment or something? But I like it here. You actually managed to get something right. They love my kilt, and I'm dying everybody's hair, and there's nothing you can do about it.
"Oh, and the geraniums totally look better blackened, anyway.
Katchoo sounded less confrontational and more wary in this particular message.
"California? What the hell? I've never been to California." A lie, of course, but nobody needed to know about that detail. "Who the hell are you? And what kinda stupid question is hoping I'm not mad? OF COURSE I'M MAD. I DON'T LIKE GUYS, FOR THE LAST GODDAMN TIME, and STOP BEING SO FRIKKIN' PERKY!"
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"I don't have your underwear! And I don't even want to know what's wrong with them if I'm burning them. Please, I don't have your underwear and I will never have your underwear. Keep your underwear to yourself!"
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"Oh, and the geraniums totally look better blackened, anyway.
". . . I love you. Bye."
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"Just out of morbid curiosity, when you talk about getting infections from putting doves down your pants... is that a euphemism?"
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"California? What the hell? I've never been to California." A lie, of course, but nobody needed to know about that detail. "Who the hell are you? And what kinda stupid question is hoping I'm not mad? OF COURSE I'M MAD. I DON'T LIKE GUYS, FOR THE LAST GODDAMN TIME, and STOP BEING SO FRIKKIN' PERKY!"
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