So for next Halloween, so far I have to costume options presenting themselves to me:
1) work boots, with short-short white socks, a flannel shirt, sleeveless, with much of the bottom half cut off and being tied in a knot above the belly-button as opposed to being buttoned in any way, and jean shorts that have been ripped so short that they are almost completely covered by the tool belt that I'll be wearing over them.
-- Its called: Sexy Construction Worker
2)
The Necromartyr