Porcelina of the Vast Oceans
Best friend=
* She can save your life from over the phone
* She puts up with the fact that you have a boyfriend and you're a whore
* She meets you half way in the freezing cold night to give you some of grammas potatoes and fudge
* When she's sad you're sad and when she's happy you're happy
* She'll sing Alanis Morissette at the top of her lungs with you
* She is irreplacable
* She can save your life from over the phone
* She puts up with the fact that you have a boyfriend and you're a whore
* She meets you half way in the freezing cold night to give you some of grammas potatoes and fudge
* When she's sad you're sad and when she's happy you're happy
* She'll sing Alanis Morissette at the top of her lungs with you
* She is irreplacable