Three Cowboy Builders
i hurt my leg. a lot. it's getting better, though.
this, is a story about how in the united kingdom, some government book award ceremony has rejected a story based upon the three little pigs, citing that it would be be offensive to muslims. following this, the story (called the three little cowboy builders) was not eligible for the award.
the presiding judges had this to say: "Is it true that all builders are cowboys, builders get their work blown down, and builders are like pigs?"
WHAT
THE
FUCK
ENGLAND?
now, i'm not the greatest expert in islam, but, i've got this feeling, that even osama bin laden wouldn't be offended by a story depicting pigs. he might not be eating bacon and ham for dinner, but, he's not going to go crying to the government that someone writing a fictitious story aimed at primary school kids, is offending him.
if this is the case, however, when the united states captures these "terrorists" and takes them to guantanamo, as their new torture technique they should play "this little piggy went to market" with their toes. this will certainly make them crack.
IT'S THE THREE LITTLE GOD DAMN FUCK PIGS. THEY BUILD SHIT AND ROUGHLY 70% OF THE TIME THE HOUSES SUCK AND FALL DOWN. EXCEPT THIS TIME THEY'RE COWBOYS. WOO-HOO.
if anything, osama bin laden would love this story. because who were the cowboys? americans. so basically, the deeper meaning of this story, is that americans are pigs who are poor at construction (as you can see by the events of 9/11). so maybe americans should take a stand against such literature! england should be worried about offending america, not their muslim community.
BUT OH YEAH WAIT, IT'S A FUCKING KIDS BOOK SO WHO GIVES A FLYING SHIT.
this, is a story about how in the united kingdom, some government book award ceremony has rejected a story based upon the three little pigs, citing that it would be be offensive to muslims. following this, the story (called the three little cowboy builders) was not eligible for the award.
the presiding judges had this to say: "Is it true that all builders are cowboys, builders get their work blown down, and builders are like pigs?"
WHAT
THE
FUCK
ENGLAND?
now, i'm not the greatest expert in islam, but, i've got this feeling, that even osama bin laden wouldn't be offended by a story depicting pigs. he might not be eating bacon and ham for dinner, but, he's not going to go crying to the government that someone writing a fictitious story aimed at primary school kids, is offending him.
if this is the case, however, when the united states captures these "terrorists" and takes them to guantanamo, as their new torture technique they should play "this little piggy went to market" with their toes. this will certainly make them crack.
IT'S THE THREE LITTLE GOD DAMN FUCK PIGS. THEY BUILD SHIT AND ROUGHLY 70% OF THE TIME THE HOUSES SUCK AND FALL DOWN. EXCEPT THIS TIME THEY'RE COWBOYS. WOO-HOO.
if anything, osama bin laden would love this story. because who were the cowboys? americans. so basically, the deeper meaning of this story, is that americans are pigs who are poor at construction (as you can see by the events of 9/11). so maybe americans should take a stand against such literature! england should be worried about offending america, not their muslim community.
BUT OH YEAH WAIT, IT'S A FUCKING KIDS BOOK SO WHO GIVES A FLYING SHIT.