NEWSFLASH!!!!!
in local news today, i moved the blue blanket to this side of the room, because i killed a crazy ugly bug near the minnie mouse blanket, and i don't want to risk my warmth being ruined by an unattractive dead-guest.
in national news, a man whose name happens to "escape" me, McCain, maybe? anyways, he was found and arrested in new brunswick, canada. McCain had been atop america's 15 most wanted criminals, since 18 months ago, he escaped a prison, by literally "mailing" himself out of the building, where soon afterwards he escaped the mailtruck and ran for his life. McCain, in jail since 1987 serving 3 life sentences, has an even more interesting past. when he was first arrested, he worked at some sort of military base, so, the police handcuffed him to a chair and left him. he used lip balm to slip out of the cuffs, and fled until police caught him. upon his arrival in prison, he chipped a hole through the wall of his cell and attempted escape. then, in 1992, he crawled through A VENT and escaped for 9 months. personally, i think once someone escapes from police custody 3 times, they should just be able to go free. I bet police in Louisiana feel fucking shitty and stupid, as they should.
and finally, in international news, george bush and arnold schwarzenegger fly in an airplane over top of california together. and then, some gibberish and statistics about the california fires.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7062621.stm -- firefox's top news story.
in national news, a man whose name happens to "escape" me, McCain, maybe? anyways, he was found and arrested in new brunswick, canada. McCain had been atop america's 15 most wanted criminals, since 18 months ago, he escaped a prison, by literally "mailing" himself out of the building, where soon afterwards he escaped the mailtruck and ran for his life. McCain, in jail since 1987 serving 3 life sentences, has an even more interesting past. when he was first arrested, he worked at some sort of military base, so, the police handcuffed him to a chair and left him. he used lip balm to slip out of the cuffs, and fled until police caught him. upon his arrival in prison, he chipped a hole through the wall of his cell and attempted escape. then, in 1992, he crawled through A VENT and escaped for 9 months. personally, i think once someone escapes from police custody 3 times, they should just be able to go free. I bet police in Louisiana feel fucking shitty and stupid, as they should.
and finally, in international news, george bush and arnold schwarzenegger fly in an airplane over top of california together. and then, some gibberish and statistics about the california fires.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7062621.stm -- firefox's top news story.