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[bashfulkarly]

I work one day a week. Sometimes more, and on those occasions, I have a pretty paycheck. But as of late the bacon's all gone to credit card bills. Credit cards and online shopping will be the death of me. I got it to "gain credit," and I'm just fucking myself over. I could examine the last few things I bought online, but I'd rather not go

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"britney spears"

[leopardandlamb]

this was funny. i'm exactly the same about money which is strange because i've always had to work for it my entire life. my mom was poor poor poor and my dad's a wealthy sometimes-prick. even when he's not a complete asshole, he's too 'reasonable' he calls it, to help me with school or the bills. or, ahem, food. and still still still, i've gotten myself into so much trouble many a time with credit cards, checks, etc. make the money, spend the money, look at these things and wonder why? it's an evil pattern. i mean, really. i won't eat for days and buy five really pretty, really expensive notebooks complete with nice sets of ink, etc. instead. OR. even worse, i'll eat some expensive shit i don't even like AND buy the bullshit. pshhhh.

but: tofu? really? if you cook it right, it's pretty fucking awesome. no, it doesn't have an actual taste, but neither does chicken. it tastes exactly like what you cook it in, but that's the beauty of tofu. no fat + lots of protein + fills a lady up annnnnnd what you decide to cook it in won't add anything too terribly unhealthy to the mix. unless you're a freak and you fry it or something. or fuckgross, add velveeeeta. man that shit scares me. woah, ramblytime USA. i'll stop.

Re: "britney spears"

[bashfulkarly]

Okay it was probably unfair of me to label all people who like tofu as "liars," but that's how I roll. I exaggerate to excess. Yanno. I don't like the texture of it, in most forms. I've tried it this way and that, and I always eat it. I just don't like the stuff. It's plane jane and feels gross in my mouth. One food I hate, hate, hate: eggs. It reminds me a lot of that. Bland, white, weird texture on your tongue. Guh. But I still eat eggs too.

Re: "britney spears"

[bashfulkarly]

and fuckgross yeah, velveeta? pffft.