Jizm tactics: How I was held up.
Wow. It's been a while. Hmmm.
I lost my phone guys. To a couple of baggily clothed jologs with baseball caps. It was the oldest trick in the book:
The One-urinates-at-your-side-to-distract-you-while-the-other-one-asks-you-for-some-spare-change set up.
Yep.
They sandwiched me between piss and playful hands. Don't get me wrong. It was scary as shit on Nel's(PBB season 2)face. I think this tactic was specifically designed for call center agents/nursing students/flight attendants (or badings). Anyway they told me to stop resisting if I didn't want to get hurt. And these guys are very jologs. I can't emphasize that well enough.
"Asan CP mo??!!"
CP? Wow. I don't know a single person who uses that term. But I knew he was asking for my cellphone. They went through my wallet and took my 250 peso baon.
"Pwedeng akin nalang ung ATM tsaka credit card?" I pleaded. And they threw my wallet along with the cards on the pavement.
"Hindi natin mapapakinabangan yan."
Anyway, a bystander offered his help. We came accross a patrolling police posse. One was on a motorbike. Wow. We hitched a ride behind him and started pointing.
"Ayun po yung naka itim at naka puti sa may riles!!"
Wow.
So this police guy chases them and comes back with someone else. He cuffs the urchin (wow urchin) and takes us to the precinct. I said sorry to the innocent guy. After some other idiots who also got held up finished their report, I did the same and went straight home.
So my fellow lj-ers (99% gay), please be careful when faced with dicks at 3:00 in the morning. Ok?
So that's the story of how I got my new phone.
I love it. It's slim (like me) and discreet (almost like me).
O by the way, is there a mariel rodriguez fan club? I might be a member soon. Hwehehe. Love her.
I lost my phone guys. To a couple of baggily clothed jologs with baseball caps. It was the oldest trick in the book:
The One-urinates-at-your-side-to-distract-you-while-the-other-one-asks-you-for-some-spare-change set up.
Yep.
They sandwiched me between piss and playful hands. Don't get me wrong. It was scary as shit on Nel's(PBB season 2)face. I think this tactic was specifically designed for call center agents/nursing students/flight attendants (or badings). Anyway they told me to stop resisting if I didn't want to get hurt. And these guys are very jologs. I can't emphasize that well enough.
"Asan CP mo??!!"
CP? Wow. I don't know a single person who uses that term. But I knew he was asking for my cellphone. They went through my wallet and took my 250 peso baon.
"Pwedeng akin nalang ung ATM tsaka credit card?" I pleaded. And they threw my wallet along with the cards on the pavement.
"Hindi natin mapapakinabangan yan."
Anyway, a bystander offered his help. We came accross a patrolling police posse. One was on a motorbike. Wow. We hitched a ride behind him and started pointing.
"Ayun po yung naka itim at naka puti sa may riles!!"
Wow.
So this police guy chases them and comes back with someone else. He cuffs the urchin (wow urchin) and takes us to the precinct. I said sorry to the innocent guy. After some other idiots who also got held up finished their report, I did the same and went straight home.
So my fellow lj-ers (99% gay), please be careful when faced with dicks at 3:00 in the morning. Ok?
So that's the story of how I got my new phone.
I love it. It's slim (like me) and discreet (almost like me).
O by the way, is there a mariel rodriguez fan club? I might be a member soon. Hwehehe. Love her.