as of last night
i started smoking weed again and everything is just BUTTERSCOTCH SANDWICHES.
here's a funny bit of data, because i got off of probation like 23 days early, but didn't know about it for two days, and then couldn't score dope immeadiately, it looks like i spent almost exactly 420 days not stoned!
larry and bag kept trying to get me with stoner tricks but i was too smart for them and at one point told them:
"you think you can fool me cuz i've been away for a while but what you fools don't realize is that i'm your fucking king. i'm like the exhiled king"
bag kept asking me if i was timetripping but in a way i really was. the hot flavor of the smoke was so unlike cigarettes it really brought me back to the first time i got stoned with chava. i also feel less hungry all the time when i'm stoned and my vocabulary was better and my mind was wondering more but i was totally able to focus in. i'm glad that my mind wonders when i'm high because then i'm more likely to think about more things. all the good things about being stoned came back to me! i just gotta be a smarter stoner now, no more dealing or riding dirty. chava if you read this PLEASE don't tell your mom, i really don't need that now.
in any case to quote larry, "andy dangles his dingle in an entire can of pringles. that's why he always has to go home early."
here's a funny bit of data, because i got off of probation like 23 days early, but didn't know about it for two days, and then couldn't score dope immeadiately, it looks like i spent almost exactly 420 days not stoned!
larry and bag kept trying to get me with stoner tricks but i was too smart for them and at one point told them:
"you think you can fool me cuz i've been away for a while but what you fools don't realize is that i'm your fucking king. i'm like the exhiled king"
bag kept asking me if i was timetripping but in a way i really was. the hot flavor of the smoke was so unlike cigarettes it really brought me back to the first time i got stoned with chava. i also feel less hungry all the time when i'm stoned and my vocabulary was better and my mind was wondering more but i was totally able to focus in. i'm glad that my mind wonders when i'm high because then i'm more likely to think about more things. all the good things about being stoned came back to me! i just gotta be a smarter stoner now, no more dealing or riding dirty. chava if you read this PLEASE don't tell your mom, i really don't need that now.
in any case to quote larry, "andy dangles his dingle in an entire can of pringles. that's why he always has to go home early."