greetings from an ass
sam just knocked on the door so i go come in and then BAM door swings open and he's totally mooning me!
MOONED!
today i joined the Pen15 club.
my birthday last saturday was pretty awesome. i got one present. a pack of lucky strikes from micah and his girlfriend. BEST PRESENT EVER!
oh my parents also gave me a bunch of stuff and sam bought me popcorn at the movies. my parents gave me great shit. they got me a really nice porkpie hat, a pair of jet black ciggarette jeans, Nudie brand. and some sweet socks with frogs and trout on them. they also got me a pair of Cheap Mondays jeans but i havn't seen them yet. here's some recent poems i wrote recently. dont' steal it losers. this isnt' the good stuff anyway, i don't trust the internets.
KISSING
this isn’t
lisa’s son
wrong ladies
bibble babble
bible’s tongue
filling square
so sure shore’s
offered. Weak
coffee strong
bowing this
stature is
verboten,
like a bark
on a bug.
ANNA NICOLE SMITH HAS FALLEN DOWN, MY FAIR LADY
Anna Nicole Smith
dead at the gates of fame
collapsed, a card house
left vacant, just me,
my editor, two thousand
and seven feet of film stock.
DELAYED: “The Playmate
Who Ate Out Our Hearts”
“Perhaps we can CGI her
final scenes?” But who
will carry her dress across
the front page press circus?
PUSHING MY BUTTONS
Who amongst us hasn’t
Taken spyglass and tweezer
To our own belly buttons?
I mean, what’s going on in there?
You ought know your own.
If you have an outtie, you are
A mutant.
MOONED!
today i joined the Pen15 club.
my birthday last saturday was pretty awesome. i got one present. a pack of lucky strikes from micah and his girlfriend. BEST PRESENT EVER!
oh my parents also gave me a bunch of stuff and sam bought me popcorn at the movies. my parents gave me great shit. they got me a really nice porkpie hat, a pair of jet black ciggarette jeans, Nudie brand. and some sweet socks with frogs and trout on them. they also got me a pair of Cheap Mondays jeans but i havn't seen them yet. here's some recent poems i wrote recently. dont' steal it losers. this isnt' the good stuff anyway, i don't trust the internets.
KISSING
this isn’t
lisa’s son
wrong ladies
bibble babble
bible’s tongue
filling square
so sure shore’s
offered. Weak
coffee strong
bowing this
stature is
verboten,
like a bark
on a bug.
ANNA NICOLE SMITH HAS FALLEN DOWN, MY FAIR LADY
Anna Nicole Smith
dead at the gates of fame
collapsed, a card house
left vacant, just me,
my editor, two thousand
and seven feet of film stock.
DELAYED: “The Playmate
Who Ate Out Our Hearts”
“Perhaps we can CGI her
final scenes?” But who
will carry her dress across
the front page press circus?
PUSHING MY BUTTONS
Who amongst us hasn’t
Taken spyglass and tweezer
To our own belly buttons?
I mean, what’s going on in there?
You ought know your own.
If you have an outtie, you are
A mutant.