In which Trac posts an IM conversation for the hell of it
basedonthebook: And the guy finally told her who he was while simultaneously cutting off the air to her brain.
basedonthebook: Right after he proposed.
basedonthebook: It was rough.
basedonthebook: But anyway, while he was doing that, he was telling her how easy it was to get her on the boat, and says "You are so desperate to be loved."
basedonthebook: And in that moment, I knew with absolute clarity how I will die.
basedonthebook: I will die by serial killer boyfriend.
AtSwimTwoBoys: awww
AtSwimTwoBoys: NO YOU WON'T
basedonthebook: Because I am desperate to be loved and have terrible judgment.
AtSwimTwoBoys: because mallory and i won'nt let you date a serial killer1
basedonthebook: I was all, he's so charming and wonderful!
basedonthebook: And has excellent sheets!
AtSwimTwoBoys: me too! but we'll just end up with jerks and emotional cripples, not murderers!
AtSwimTwoBoys: hahaha
basedonthebook: There have to be trade-offs! Nobody's perfect!
AtSwimTwoBoys: DID YOU MISS THE PART ABOUT THEM BEING JERKS AND EMOTIONALY CRIPPLED BECAUSE I THOUGHT I MADE THAT CLEAR
basedonthebook: Also, I got some fabulous new jeans at the mall the other day.
AtSwimTwoBoys: oh cool
AtSwimTwoBoys: from where?
AtSwimTwoBoys: (I love our conversations)