Sweden 5, Bulgaria 0
Best. Game. Ever. Sweden is totally winning the Euro Cup this year. Henrik Larsson called off his retirement (he wanted to spend more time with his son but his son gave him permission) from the national team to play in the cup this year. First fucking game and he scores two goals within two minutes, including what was possibly one of the most amazing headers I have ever seen. After seeing this image, I had a sense of deja vú and realized I was remembering some stupid graphics I did four years ago during the last Euro Cup. I found them on an old old website, just sitting there decaying. It's weird to think that I have all this old stuff lying around in various places on the web.
Here is the stuff I was reminded of.
N.B. It's not the same guy as above. Not even the same team. I'm not even going to mention who it was, though it's not hard to figure out. I chose the subject not out of affection, but--oh fuck, I can't even remember.
The worst wisdom tooth extraction in history (saws, drills, grinders, pliers) has left me housebound and miserable. Cabin fever has driven me to surveys...*
A - Age: Twenty-four for about one more week.
B - Band listening to right now: Morio Agata.
C - Career in future: No career.
D - Dad's name: Nils-Eric.
E - Easiest person to talk to: Nico.
F - Favourite song at the moment: Günther-Touch My Tra-la-la
G - Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: Bears.
H - Hometown: Landskrona, Sweden.
I - Instruments: Bass, guitar, piano, harmonica. Some drums, clarinet, accordian.
J - Juice: Carrot-apple-ginger with extra ginger.
K - Kids: I have a godson.
L - Longest car ride ever: I hate car rides.
M - Mom's name: Cheryl.
N - Number of siblings: Three brothers, one sister.
P - Phobia[s]: Claustro-.
Q - Favorite Quote: Sous les pavés, la plage.
R - Reason to smile: Frowning causes wrinkles.
S - Song you sang last: That Avril Lavigne song about not giving it up.
T - Time you wake up: Noon-ish is my sweet spot.
U - Unknown fact: I can only wink my left eye.
V - Vegetable you hate: Cooked carrots.
W - Worst habit: Procrastination.
X - X-rays you've had: Far too many to count.
Y - Yummy food: Anything vegetarian, especially all things burrito.
Z - Zodiac sign: Gemini/Cancer cusp.
*Ben, I know exposed surveys are the sand in your vagina, but I'm too lazy to try to remember how to do a cut. Sorry.
Music: Morio Agata-Boku Ha Tenshi Ja Nai Yo
Music: Clinic-Winchester Cathedral
Music: Family Fodder-Savoir Faire