(Secret Santa) RP - Luca and Euram
Luca: *carrying a small box wrapped up in plain paper - he was too lazy to actually use gift wrap - while walking down the manor looking for his secret santa*... Tch *mumble* This is such a pain. I don't even know what he looks like... the only clue I have is how fruity this maggot is.
Euram: ::idly walking through the halls to stifle off the boredom, not being able to go outside was causing:: How dreadfully dull…
Luca: *eventually he ends up walking down the same hall, and becomes enraged that the man is standing in his way* Would you mind getting the HELL out of my way?
Euram: How dare y…oh my! ::sees who it is and flinches back:: Oh dear. In a hurry are you? Haha…I would be…most loathe to keep you..ha..ha..
Luca: ... You're that cowardly little man I ran into not too long ago, aren't you? *suddenly it hits him* Hey, pest. I know weak, cowardly maggots like yourself tend to stick together, so where the hell would I find Euram?
Euram: I am not… ::shuts up as Luca keeps talking so he won’t get hurt, getting more confused:: …umm…W..why are you looking for him? You are not on some errand for that hor..for Alenia are you? ::takes a step back::
Luca: What? Are you saying I would stoop to the level of you maggots and take orders from a woman?! Do you want me to shove my sword down your throat and hand you to Euram as a gift instead?!!!!
Euram: ::frozen still in fear:: EH? N..no no, I merely thought that, perhaps you would be….gift?
Luca: *losing his patience* I'm not answering to you. Tell me where he is, or else... *moves in closer* We don't really need any confrontations, do we? Hoo hoo he he ha ha ha!
Euram: ::backs up until he hits a wall, and even then keeps trying:: No…I agree wholeheartedly! None are needed…none at all! …So if I were to tell you that I was Euram there wouldn’t be one at all?
Luca: You're trying to toy with me... I don't like that one bit. I'm almost tempted to kill you, anyway. Even if you are Euram!!!!!! *furious* So which is it? *his hand seems to be squeezing down on the gift, part of the paper wrapping is being torn*
Euram: I’m not toying with you, I swear it!! Please…don’t… ::whine::
Luca: Tch.. then here. *hands him his gift, which isn't really that surprising coming from Luca* A little present because I was forced to be nice during this little exchange.
Euram: P…present? Oh..oh my, are you my secret santa? Ha..ha..oh…I see…. ::still too scared to actually take the package::
Luca: What is with you? *more weirded out than anything, but still frustrated* Just take the stupid gift and open it!!!!
Euram: ::squeaks, grabbing the box and ripping open the package quickly:: …. …. Oh my…how…curious…is this…jewelry?
Luca: Of course it is. And do you see that heart on its butt? It's there as a reminder that you can kiss my ass if you think this makes us friends!!!
Euram: ::flinches back, really wishing that wall wasn’t there::….h..How clever! Yes, what a wonderful metaphor…::sideways step away::
Luca: Metaphor? Whatever. *eases up a bit* You're so sheltered. Flinching at the first sign of danger. Hahahahahaha!!! To survive this long, I don't know how you do it!!!
Euram: Hahaha…yes…ha…Oh my…if only I had the ability to wear such fine jewelry…as it is, I should be off to find a proper place to display them…. ::scoot scoot::
Luca: What did you say...... I did not just hear you imply that I wasted my own money on that gift!!!!
Euram: ::frozen again:: What? No! No..not at all! Oh my, ha…whe…where would you have possibly gotten such a silly notion!
Luca: Wear them.
johinnabara: Euram:…But…I..haha can’t. You see? ::shows that his ears are not pierced::
Luca: Do I have to do everything? Hold still, there is nothing I can't do with my sword!!!
Euram: WHAT!?! No…no…that is quite alright! I’m certain there is another use! ::scrambling away now::
Luca: What other use could there be? They're earrings, now hold still!!! *reaches for his sword* Unless you want it through your nose!
Euram: AHHH!! ::darts down the hallway:: Quite a few! Not to worry I will find one!