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WHO: Nash, Sheena and Mamie
OBJECTIVE: Share a romantic dinner~
MEETING: Mamie's cafe
Nash: *is standing outside the dress shop where Sheena had purchased his clothes. He didn't exactly know how much time had passed, or where Sheena exactly went, all he knew was that he told him to meet him here in a half hour*
Sheena(rina):: *steps away from the castle and toward the shop, almost unrecognizable in full girl regalia. He is wearing a long blonde wig, the green dress, full, suprisingly well applied makeup-- although he is still wearing the same earrings. He is still wearing the jacket from his suit over his dress. His arms are crossed over his body and he shivers* ....Nash?
Nash: ...Yes? And who might you be, milady? *gives her a romantic smile* I don't believe I've seen you around here before.
Nash: *eyes up and down 'her' dress*
Sheena: *shivers, glares at Nash and speaks in a low tone* Cut the crap, Nash. Let's get this over with as soon as we can, alright? These heels are killing me. *louder, in a lighter, higher voice* My name is...Shayna, handsome! I'm your blind date! Teehee!
Nash: S-Sheena!? Oh boy, I did not recognize you! Wow is all I have to say... wow. *continues to eye 'her' up and down, but only jokingly*
Sheena: What are you even talking about? I don't look like a girl at all! My arms are like busting out of this damn dress because they're too muscular. *sulks and puts his hands on his hips before blowing a stray strand of wig hair out of his eyes*
Nash: .... *right, muscular* You know, you do that just like my sister. I bet you two would get along. ... But you're kind of missing something. *points at his chest*
Sheena: Yo, is your sister hot? I think you should thank me for doing all this by introducing us. An--- *follows Nash's train of thought down* ....no. Oh no. no no no no.
Nash: Y-you're asking ME if my SISTER is HOT? ... Uh, I think you'd be better off asking someone like Sasarai that. *a little weirded out from that question* .... I'm just saying. I think i'd prefer you the way you are now, though, just because I don't want to force any extra attention.
Sheena: *sulks* I don't care, man. I think I've done enough without stuffing oranges down my shirt! *looks up* What, is your sister with the bishop or whatever? How disappointing! And I don't think it's weird at all to know if your sister is attractive or not. I'm not saying you have to be attracted to her! Unless you're just trying to cover up the fact that she's a dog or something. *pauses* Or, looks like a dude, if you say she looks like me!
Nash: .... *really doesn't want to mention the fact that she's like a female version of himself - looks wise* She takes after our mother, who was known to be quite the looker. But no, heavens sake, she's not with Sasarai! Don't start assuming these things without any facts!
Sheena: So she's available, then! *grins and slaps Nash on the back* I'll consider you setting us up suitable payment for our date, then! I KNEW you'd come through for me! *wraps his hand around Nash's arm* Shall we...?
Nash: *hopes he isn't serious, it's been forever since he last spoke with his sister, especially since...* Well, I mean... yeah. But you know, it's not very lady like to walk without holding the guy's hand on a date, you know.
Sheena: *tugs on Nash's arm* What, I thought we had this covered! Unless...*lets go and grimaces* Whaaat, you trying to make us look like regular sweethearts or something? Yeesh. *reluctantly offers his hand*
Nash: *takes his hand and looks the other way* Yeah, yeah. If we're going to make this as authentic as possible, you're going to have to live with it!
Sheena: *looks down and plays with his hair with his free hand* Alright. Fine. But we're never going to speak of this again. Never.
Nash: I'd be fine with that if you would stop playing with your hair! ... You don't have to go that far to pretend you're a woman!
Sheena: Hey, it's not like long hair is exclusively feminine! I'm just tryin' to get used to it. I don't think I like this long hair thing. *siiiighs a long sigh and tugs at Nash's hand* C'mon, let's get out of here before you get too used to it. Where are we going again?
Nash: Well, I guess we could eat at mamie's place. ... Unless you have somewhere else in mind? I know how paranoid you are that someone might recognize you, so...
Sheena: *makes a face* .....no, Mamie's is fine. I don't know of anywhere else around here and I am not walking any farther in these miserable heels than I have to.
Nash: You could have just wore your regular shoes. I don't really care... and I didn't exactly expect you to fancy yourself up this much either.
Shujinkou: Sheena: *looks up hopefully* S'that mean I can go get changed?
Nash: NO.
Sheena: Whaaaaaat! Don't act all disturbed and then tell me I can't go get changed! *trudges ahead, dragging Nash behind him* Man, this is so, so, so, so, so, so stupid. I'm never signing up for anything Hervey ever does ever again!
Nash: well, why don't we get back at him then? *places his hand to his chin and thinks, even though he's being dragged along with Sheena*
Sheena: *stops and looks back, grin plastered stupidly on his face* ...if you've got any ideas, I'd love to hear 'em over dinner.
Nash: ... When you say it like that, you just sound even more creepy. How about something manly, like: "Curse that handsome devil" or "die you spineless pig"?
Sheena: *grimaces* "HANDSOME devil??" You won't call your sister attractive but you'll talk about how handsome Hervey is? *pulls his hand back* Jeez, Nash! Was this your idea the whole time?!
Nash: I'm just saying something you would probably say! I mean, being in a dress... I'm just picturing what the inner Sheenarina feels.
Nash: LK;fdjsal;fd It wasn't my idea, either! I could have sworn I was going to be matched up with the opposite sex when I saw the words "dress up".
Sheena: *SHRIEKS!* Well, STOP! You're NEVER gonna find out what the inner Sheenarina feels like, so stop picturing it!! *wipes the hand Nash had been holding on his sleeve* Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
Nash: *looks at him like he's a child* Well, excuse me for having cooties, apparently.
Sheena: *crosses his arms in front of him* ...let's just go, alright? I don't want to hear about why you want to date dudes in dresses anymore. I'm getting hungry.
Nash: *stomps his foot like an angry child* I do not like dudes in dresses! I never have, and never will! If you were a lady, I'd love you to death, but get real. You're not that hot!
Sheena: I'm certainly hotter than YOU'D be in a dr--*realizes what he's SAYING* err. ... C'mon, let's go. *trudges forward*
Nash: I'll pretend I didn't hear that. *almost trips when he drags him along* But now you and Haylee have something in common, huh?
Sheena: Who the hell's Haylee?
Nash: ....
Nash: Let's just say she has a certain scar on her cheek that she's kind of ashamed of having.
Sheena: ...*wrinkles his nose up* ...but I don't have a scar! I have no idea what you're talking about.
Nash: NOT YOU. Forget it, let's just eat!
Sheena: *still thinking about that* ... Alright! Fine! Let's go! *coughs and clears his throat as they approach the restaurant*
Nash: I'm going, I'm going! You've been dragging me along this whole time!
Sheena: Shhhh! *coughs a few more times and daintily covers his mouth before whispering under his breath to Nash* I'm not dragging anybody anywhere!
Nash: I think you applied a little too much makeup... you're coughing quite a bit.
Sheena: *whispers harshly* I didn't apply it to my lungs! I'm trying to clear my throat. I've got a pretty deep voice, y'know!
Mamie: *cleaning down a countertop, keeping the indoor-section of her cafe clean during the cold weather*~
Nash: I don't think any amount of voice cleaning is going to make you sound more feminine than you already do.
Sheena: I do no~~oot! *hits Nash on the chest*
Nash: Unf! *would have done something in retaliation, but he's a woman, and he never hits a lady*
Sheena: *sulks and mutters as he walks to the entrance* I do no-- *spots the door to the cafe and freezes* Now or never, huh?
Nash: *bumps into Sheena from behind, he wasn't really paying attention, but he also didn't think he'd stop at the DOORWAY*
Sheena: *shriek!*
Mamie: *hears some commotion and opens the cafe door* What's all th'ruckus? >:|
Sheena: ...! *blushes at the sight of Mamie at the door* O-oh! *coughs and raises his voice while turning his face away from Mamie* Oh, um...!
Nash: Hey, Mamie. I'm glad you're working today. You see, my girlfriend and I are on a date and we're starving.
Mamie: *raises an eyebrow at the weird blondie, but then recognizes a more familiar blonde* Well well, if it ain't Mister Nash!
Mamie: ... Hold up. Wait jus' a sec. 'You tellin' me you're datin' someone your own age this time?
Nash: Weeellll.... you could say that.
Mamie: Well, DANG, that's awesome!! *gives Nash a hearty pat on the back, then looks to Sheena* Congrats for breakin' him of th'habit! This calls for a celebration! You guys lookin' for dinner? How about a discount?
Nash: That's wonderful. What do you have on special?
Sheena: *quiet and falsetto* I'm still not as old as him...! *looks down at his feet*
Mamie: Anythin' you guys want--come on now, dun' leave your date standin' in the cold! *ushers them in* By th'way, Ma'am, I didn't catch your name. I haven't seen you around here before--you new?
Sheena: I-- *freezes* I'm not from around here...! I...*looks around* my name is...Sh--Shayna!!
Mamie: Hm. Cute name! Nice hair too--good t'see Mister Nash finally has improved taste.
Nash: Well, I'm always full of surprises. *nervous smile* Can we get something to eat? Please?
Mamie: *ushers them over to a table, then runs back after a moment with a candelabra* Oh ho ho~ I knew I'd be needin' this~ Now you jus' look at th'menu, an' I'll be back in a minute~
Nash: *looks over towards Sheena* So, what do you want?
Sheena: *sits as daintily as he can and awkwardly considers how he should be sitting* Hmm... can I see that menu...?
Nash: *folds the menu up and hands it across the table to him*
Sheena: *tries crossing his legs before realizing he has no idea how to cross his legs like a lady* Er... thank you, Nashy-poo! *daintily takes the menu and looks it over*
Nash: N-Nashy-poo??... *whispers* Couldn't you think of something better than that?
Sheena: *glares and whispers back* What, I'm not good at this!! *in a normal, falsetto* I mean....Nash...honey...?
Mamie: *bustles back over with some water and a small salad for both of them* Ready yet, love-birds~? :D
Nash: *didn't think he'd find himself being disgusted by those words* ...Yes, s-s-sweetie? *dfjsal;faj;l just saying those words to another guy grossed him out*
Sheena: *gives Nash a sweet smile before looking up at Mamie* Do you have...lobster?
Mamie: Oh ho~ Dang, Mister Nash, Ma'am Shayna has expensive tastes! Ye-up, I do! *jots that down*
Sheena: I'll have uh, chicken soup. *doesn't really have that kind of money on him.. so he'll buy himself something cheap*
Mamie: *gets the idea behind Nash's order, but says nothing* Mm-hm, gotcha--I've got some Kanakan wine if y'two want any!
Sheena: *away from Mamie's view, he shoots a secretive, malicious grin to Nash* What do you say, honey~?
Nash: Nash: I... Yeah, let's go for the wine.
Nash: It's a special occassion... nothings too good for my woman.
Mamie: Aww, ain't you a sweetie~ *grins, jots down another note and hurries off to the kitchen*
Sheena: *tries the crossing his legs thing again and whispers* Yo, how are you supposed to do this in a dress?
Nash: .... *ignores his question* So, lovely weather we're having today.
Sheena: I don't know, *takes a sip of water* It's pretty cold, don't you think?
Nash: D-do you want to borrow my... scarf.... *looks to the side when he asks that*
OBJECTIVE: Share a romantic dinner~
MEETING: Mamie's cafe
Nash: *is standing outside the dress shop where Sheena had purchased his clothes. He didn't exactly know how much time had passed, or where Sheena exactly went, all he knew was that he told him to meet him here in a half hour*
Sheena(rina):: *steps away from the castle and toward the shop, almost unrecognizable in full girl regalia. He is wearing a long blonde wig, the green dress, full, suprisingly well applied makeup-- although he is still wearing the same earrings. He is still wearing the jacket from his suit over his dress. His arms are crossed over his body and he shivers* ....Nash?
Nash: ...Yes? And who might you be, milady? *gives her a romantic smile* I don't believe I've seen you around here before.
Nash: *eyes up and down 'her' dress*
Sheena: *shivers, glares at Nash and speaks in a low tone* Cut the crap, Nash. Let's get this over with as soon as we can, alright? These heels are killing me. *louder, in a lighter, higher voice* My name is...Shayna, handsome! I'm your blind date! Teehee!
Nash: S-Sheena!? Oh boy, I did not recognize you! Wow is all I have to say... wow. *continues to eye 'her' up and down, but only jokingly*
Sheena: What are you even talking about? I don't look like a girl at all! My arms are like busting out of this damn dress because they're too muscular. *sulks and puts his hands on his hips before blowing a stray strand of wig hair out of his eyes*
Nash: .... *right, muscular* You know, you do that just like my sister. I bet you two would get along. ... But you're kind of missing something. *points at his chest*
Sheena: Yo, is your sister hot? I think you should thank me for doing all this by introducing us. An--- *follows Nash's train of thought down* ....no. Oh no. no no no no.
Nash: Y-you're asking ME if my SISTER is HOT? ... Uh, I think you'd be better off asking someone like Sasarai that. *a little weirded out from that question* .... I'm just saying. I think i'd prefer you the way you are now, though, just because I don't want to force any extra attention.
Sheena: *sulks* I don't care, man. I think I've done enough without stuffing oranges down my shirt! *looks up* What, is your sister with the bishop or whatever? How disappointing! And I don't think it's weird at all to know if your sister is attractive or not. I'm not saying you have to be attracted to her! Unless you're just trying to cover up the fact that she's a dog or something. *pauses* Or, looks like a dude, if you say she looks like me!
Nash: .... *really doesn't want to mention the fact that she's like a female version of himself - looks wise* She takes after our mother, who was known to be quite the looker. But no, heavens sake, she's not with Sasarai! Don't start assuming these things without any facts!
Sheena: So she's available, then! *grins and slaps Nash on the back* I'll consider you setting us up suitable payment for our date, then! I KNEW you'd come through for me! *wraps his hand around Nash's arm* Shall we...?
Nash: *hopes he isn't serious, it's been forever since he last spoke with his sister, especially since...* Well, I mean... yeah. But you know, it's not very lady like to walk without holding the guy's hand on a date, you know.
Sheena: *tugs on Nash's arm* What, I thought we had this covered! Unless...*lets go and grimaces* Whaaat, you trying to make us look like regular sweethearts or something? Yeesh. *reluctantly offers his hand*
Nash: *takes his hand and looks the other way* Yeah, yeah. If we're going to make this as authentic as possible, you're going to have to live with it!
Sheena: *looks down and plays with his hair with his free hand* Alright. Fine. But we're never going to speak of this again. Never.
Nash: I'd be fine with that if you would stop playing with your hair! ... You don't have to go that far to pretend you're a woman!
Sheena: Hey, it's not like long hair is exclusively feminine! I'm just tryin' to get used to it. I don't think I like this long hair thing. *siiiighs a long sigh and tugs at Nash's hand* C'mon, let's get out of here before you get too used to it. Where are we going again?
Nash: Well, I guess we could eat at mamie's place. ... Unless you have somewhere else in mind? I know how paranoid you are that someone might recognize you, so...
Sheena: *makes a face* .....no, Mamie's is fine. I don't know of anywhere else around here and I am not walking any farther in these miserable heels than I have to.
Nash: You could have just wore your regular shoes. I don't really care... and I didn't exactly expect you to fancy yourself up this much either.
Shujinkou: Sheena: *looks up hopefully* S'that mean I can go get changed?
Nash: NO.
Sheena: Whaaaaaat! Don't act all disturbed and then tell me I can't go get changed! *trudges ahead, dragging Nash behind him* Man, this is so, so, so, so, so, so stupid. I'm never signing up for anything Hervey ever does ever again!
Nash: well, why don't we get back at him then? *places his hand to his chin and thinks, even though he's being dragged along with Sheena*
Sheena: *stops and looks back, grin plastered stupidly on his face* ...if you've got any ideas, I'd love to hear 'em over dinner.
Nash: ... When you say it like that, you just sound even more creepy. How about something manly, like: "Curse that handsome devil" or "die you spineless pig"?
Sheena: *grimaces* "HANDSOME devil??" You won't call your sister attractive but you'll talk about how handsome Hervey is? *pulls his hand back* Jeez, Nash! Was this your idea the whole time?!
Nash: I'm just saying something you would probably say! I mean, being in a dress... I'm just picturing what the inner Sheenarina feels.
Nash: LK;fdjsal;fd It wasn't my idea, either! I could have sworn I was going to be matched up with the opposite sex when I saw the words "dress up".
Sheena: *SHRIEKS!* Well, STOP! You're NEVER gonna find out what the inner Sheenarina feels like, so stop picturing it!! *wipes the hand Nash had been holding on his sleeve* Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
Nash: *looks at him like he's a child* Well, excuse me for having cooties, apparently.
Sheena: *crosses his arms in front of him* ...let's just go, alright? I don't want to hear about why you want to date dudes in dresses anymore. I'm getting hungry.
Nash: *stomps his foot like an angry child* I do not like dudes in dresses! I never have, and never will! If you were a lady, I'd love you to death, but get real. You're not that hot!
Sheena: I'm certainly hotter than YOU'D be in a dr--*realizes what he's SAYING* err. ... C'mon, let's go. *trudges forward*
Nash: I'll pretend I didn't hear that. *almost trips when he drags him along* But now you and Haylee have something in common, huh?
Sheena: Who the hell's Haylee?
Nash: ....
Nash: Let's just say she has a certain scar on her cheek that she's kind of ashamed of having.
Sheena: ...*wrinkles his nose up* ...but I don't have a scar! I have no idea what you're talking about.
Nash: NOT YOU. Forget it, let's just eat!
Sheena: *still thinking about that* ... Alright! Fine! Let's go! *coughs and clears his throat as they approach the restaurant*
Nash: I'm going, I'm going! You've been dragging me along this whole time!
Sheena: Shhhh! *coughs a few more times and daintily covers his mouth before whispering under his breath to Nash* I'm not dragging anybody anywhere!
Nash: I think you applied a little too much makeup... you're coughing quite a bit.
Sheena: *whispers harshly* I didn't apply it to my lungs! I'm trying to clear my throat. I've got a pretty deep voice, y'know!
Mamie: *cleaning down a countertop, keeping the indoor-section of her cafe clean during the cold weather*~
Nash: I don't think any amount of voice cleaning is going to make you sound more feminine than you already do.
Sheena: I do no~~oot! *hits Nash on the chest*
Nash: Unf! *would have done something in retaliation, but he's a woman, and he never hits a lady*
Sheena: *sulks and mutters as he walks to the entrance* I do no-- *spots the door to the cafe and freezes* Now or never, huh?
Nash: *bumps into Sheena from behind, he wasn't really paying attention, but he also didn't think he'd stop at the DOORWAY*
Sheena: *shriek!*
Mamie: *hears some commotion and opens the cafe door* What's all th'ruckus? >:|
Sheena: ...! *blushes at the sight of Mamie at the door* O-oh! *coughs and raises his voice while turning his face away from Mamie* Oh, um...!
Nash: Hey, Mamie. I'm glad you're working today. You see, my girlfriend and I are on a date and we're starving.
Mamie: *raises an eyebrow at the weird blondie, but then recognizes a more familiar blonde* Well well, if it ain't Mister Nash!
Mamie: ... Hold up. Wait jus' a sec. 'You tellin' me you're datin' someone your own age this time?
Nash: Weeellll.... you could say that.
Mamie: Well, DANG, that's awesome!! *gives Nash a hearty pat on the back, then looks to Sheena* Congrats for breakin' him of th'habit! This calls for a celebration! You guys lookin' for dinner? How about a discount?
Nash: That's wonderful. What do you have on special?
Sheena: *quiet and falsetto* I'm still not as old as him...! *looks down at his feet*
Mamie: Anythin' you guys want--come on now, dun' leave your date standin' in the cold! *ushers them in* By th'way, Ma'am, I didn't catch your name. I haven't seen you around here before--you new?
Sheena: I-- *freezes* I'm not from around here...! I...*looks around* my name is...Sh--Shayna!!
Mamie: Hm. Cute name! Nice hair too--good t'see Mister Nash finally has improved taste.
Nash: Well, I'm always full of surprises. *nervous smile* Can we get something to eat? Please?
Mamie: *ushers them over to a table, then runs back after a moment with a candelabra* Oh ho ho~ I knew I'd be needin' this~ Now you jus' look at th'menu, an' I'll be back in a minute~
Nash: *looks over towards Sheena* So, what do you want?
Sheena: *sits as daintily as he can and awkwardly considers how he should be sitting* Hmm... can I see that menu...?
Nash: *folds the menu up and hands it across the table to him*
Sheena: *tries crossing his legs before realizing he has no idea how to cross his legs like a lady* Er... thank you, Nashy-poo! *daintily takes the menu and looks it over*
Nash: N-Nashy-poo??... *whispers* Couldn't you think of something better than that?
Sheena: *glares and whispers back* What, I'm not good at this!! *in a normal, falsetto* I mean....Nash...honey...?
Mamie: *bustles back over with some water and a small salad for both of them* Ready yet, love-birds~? :D
Nash: *didn't think he'd find himself being disgusted by those words* ...Yes, s-s-sweetie? *dfjsal;faj;l just saying those words to another guy grossed him out*
Sheena: *gives Nash a sweet smile before looking up at Mamie* Do you have...lobster?
Mamie: Oh ho~ Dang, Mister Nash, Ma'am Shayna has expensive tastes! Ye-up, I do! *jots that down*
Sheena: I'll have uh, chicken soup. *doesn't really have that kind of money on him.. so he'll buy himself something cheap*
Mamie: *gets the idea behind Nash's order, but says nothing* Mm-hm, gotcha--I've got some Kanakan wine if y'two want any!
Sheena: *away from Mamie's view, he shoots a secretive, malicious grin to Nash* What do you say, honey~?
Nash: Nash: I... Yeah, let's go for the wine.
Nash: It's a special occassion... nothings too good for my woman.
Mamie: Aww, ain't you a sweetie~ *grins, jots down another note and hurries off to the kitchen*
Sheena: *tries the crossing his legs thing again and whispers* Yo, how are you supposed to do this in a dress?
Nash: .... *ignores his question* So, lovely weather we're having today.
Sheena: I don't know, *takes a sip of water* It's pretty cold, don't you think?
Nash: D-do you want to borrow my... scarf.... *looks to the side when he asks that*