Sigurd's Present
For those who don't know Euram was assigned to Sigurd for the secret santa thing. So I decided to share with the masses exactly what has been done to this poor unfortunate soul.
For his present, Euram decided to bring some culture into Sigurd's life. So anyone might have seen Euram ordering some people around at the inn to get everything ready, and now whoever goes into Sigurd's room will see the following changes.
The list:
1. Color...color everywhere. Colors that should not go together are now having a war on every conceivably surface.
2. There is now a painting that takes up one full wall. It is ugly, "abstract" and uses lots of bright colors.
3. Every table and counter now has a runner; either bright red or blue.
4. There is an "abstract" statue in the corner; a large piece of rock that might have been pretty before a chisel was taken to it.
5. A rug to match the runners.
6. Fluffy comforter and frilly pillows (emphasis on frilly) One of them even has his name embroidered on it.
7. Curatins - they were going to be for the bed but it wasn't canopy so they just threw them over the window.
8. This lovely note:
The note reads: Sir Sigurd,
Greeting from your most secret of santas. I will admit to having been shocked and surprised at finding your name listed as the one I should buy a gift for. At first I was tempted to disavow any knowledge of having entered into such a contract…But enough of that! I shant want to have you discover my most secret of identities from continued remembrance!
As to your present… I am sure by this point it has already been made obvious to you what exactly has been done. While yes it is most extravagant, far beyond the expectations of one of your standings, there is no need to thank me. No, helping the common, brutish man to improve himself, even in such a pithily way, is truly the only reward I could ask for in such a situation.
I'm sure you want nothing more right now that to weep for joy that such a gift has been bestowed on you! But fear not! You are not dreaming! Rejoice! Celebrate! Be glad! Despite our past I have done this out of the goodness of my heart, no matter how undeserving you are. It is my greatest hope that being surrounded by this much culture will have the effect of imbibing some of it on you!
Sincerely,
Eur
Your Secret Santa!
Euram is no longer near his masterpiece but eagerly awaits Sigurd's appreciative response. Hope you like your new room!
For his present, Euram decided to bring some culture into Sigurd's life. So anyone might have seen Euram ordering some people around at the inn to get everything ready, and now whoever goes into Sigurd's room will see the following changes.
The list:
1. Color...color everywhere. Colors that should not go together are now having a war on every conceivably surface.
2. There is now a painting that takes up one full wall. It is ugly, "abstract" and uses lots of bright colors.
3. Every table and counter now has a runner; either bright red or blue.
4. There is an "abstract" statue in the corner; a large piece of rock that might have been pretty before a chisel was taken to it.
5. A rug to match the runners.
6. Fluffy comforter and frilly pillows (emphasis on frilly) One of them even has his name embroidered on it.
7. Curatins - they were going to be for the bed but it wasn't canopy so they just threw them over the window.
8. This lovely note:
The note reads: Sir Sigurd,
Greeting from your most secret of santas. I will admit to having been shocked and surprised at finding your name listed as the one I should buy a gift for. At first I was tempted to disavow any knowledge of having entered into such a contract…But enough of that! I shant want to have you discover my most secret of identities from continued remembrance!
As to your present… I am sure by this point it has already been made obvious to you what exactly has been done. While yes it is most extravagant, far beyond the expectations of one of your standings, there is no need to thank me. No, helping the common, brutish man to improve himself, even in such a pithily way, is truly the only reward I could ask for in such a situation.
I'm sure you want nothing more right now that to weep for joy that such a gift has been bestowed on you! But fear not! You are not dreaming! Rejoice! Celebrate! Be glad! Despite our past I have done this out of the goodness of my heart, no matter how undeserving you are. It is my greatest hope that being surrounded by this much culture will have the effect of imbibing some of it on you!
Sincerely,
Eur
Your Secret Santa!
Euram is no longer near his masterpiece but eagerly awaits Sigurd's appreciative response. Hope you like your new room!