Secret Santa RP: Juan & Hervey
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Juan meets Hervey outside and reveals to him that he's his Secret Santa. What present could possibly be exchanged between these two?
Hervey: *absently kicking the fresh snow outside he grumbles, thinking about those few snowmen the other day* ... ... stupid ninja brat, I'll show him pirate power and kick his little blue ass all the way to... *mumble*
Juan: *standing behind him nonchalantly* ... Why're you talking about Sasuke's ass to yourself?
Hervey: -- WHAT. *jumps, startled at Juan's appearance* Wh-what the!? When the hell did you get there!? *forgets to be offended, too surprised*
Juan: Oh, but Hervey, I'm always here. *picking his ear, while clearly avoiding the question*
Hervey: ... ... *gives him this stare, but doesn't ask anymore since it's... well, it's Juan* ... Stalker.
Juan: *retorts* Rapist. Believe me, I wish I didn't hear your little speech about "pirate power" and "blue asses".
Hervey: ............... It's not what it sounds like. *looks a little freaked again* I ain't into that!
Juan: Hey, hey, I don't care about your private endeavors. I just wish I didn't hear anything~ *grins* But there is a reason why I'm here.
Hervey: What? *still paranoid, 'specially after that grin* You never need anything from me!
Juan: Oh, don't be like that~ I can't help it if I don't pay you enough attention, but I am here now, even if it is against my will.
Hervey: Oh, against your will. That's alright, then. *shrugs a little, then kicks a bit more snow boredly, hands stuffed in his pockets* Sooo, which pretty lady sent you my way, huh?~
Juan: Hey, I'm not a damn errand boy! What is this, junior school? Besides, everyone knows you lost your mojo after you specifically requested for a girlfriend as a present.
Hervey: ... But it was worth a try! You know that! *crestfallen* ... ... ... So, if it ain't that, what is it?
Juan: Well, you kinda ruined the moment, but here. *pulls out a little present from under his jacket* Guess who drew the short stick?
Hervey: ... You're joking!? *slowly looks up at Juan, and then down at the present... and then back up at Juan, kind of suspiciously* Right? That thing's gonna' blow in my face, ain't it?
Juan: It would be an improvement... but no. Your face will stay the same. Maybe it's a girlfriend.
Hervey: Very funny. *glares for a sec, but then quietly moves to take it* What is it?? *still suspicious*
Juan: Really don't like surprises, do you? It's a black beanie with a white fish logo on it. I figured you could use it at a time like this... :\
Hervey: ... What, really? *looks enthusiastic now* Go! Open it! *looks and is acting like a four year old D:*
Juan: No way, chief. Remember what I said about not being your errand boy? Yeah, you can open it. *gestures him to take it*
Hervey: ... My fingers're cold! ... But alright! *takes it and cheerfully unwraps it, his whole demeanor changing*
Juan: They say that like 90% of your body heat escapes through your head, so now you can wear your weird sexual outfit and not worry about freezing.
Hervey: ...! Hey, you weren't lying! *still too busy being happy to be offended and shoves the beanie on his head* That's awesome, pal! I'm definitely getting you some socks!
Juan: Naw, you need to eat. I got ways to keep myself warm. *yawns*
Hervey: I ate your socks. *well, not really, but...*
Juan: Those weren't my only pair. But in any case, yeah, you do owe me. Now if you'll excuse me... *can't sleep outdoors anymore ;-;*
Hervey: *vigorous wave!* I didn't say it, did I? 'Thanks'!! *grins mostly to himself again, easily pleased with the beanie*
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And a reminder that about five more muns need to respond to my other post and report their definite status!
Juan meets Hervey outside and reveals to him that he's his Secret Santa. What present could possibly be exchanged between these two?
Hervey: *absently kicking the fresh snow outside he grumbles, thinking about those few snowmen the other day* ... ... stupid ninja brat, I'll show him pirate power and kick his little blue ass all the way to... *mumble*
Juan: *standing behind him nonchalantly* ... Why're you talking about Sasuke's ass to yourself?
Hervey: -- WHAT. *jumps, startled at Juan's appearance* Wh-what the!? When the hell did you get there!? *forgets to be offended, too surprised*
Juan: Oh, but Hervey, I'm always here. *picking his ear, while clearly avoiding the question*
Hervey: ... ... *gives him this stare, but doesn't ask anymore since it's... well, it's Juan* ... Stalker.
Juan: *retorts* Rapist. Believe me, I wish I didn't hear your little speech about "pirate power" and "blue asses".
Hervey: ............... It's not what it sounds like. *looks a little freaked again* I ain't into that!
Juan: Hey, hey, I don't care about your private endeavors. I just wish I didn't hear anything~ *grins* But there is a reason why I'm here.
Hervey: What? *still paranoid, 'specially after that grin* You never need anything from me!
Juan: Oh, don't be like that~ I can't help it if I don't pay you enough attention, but I am here now, even if it is against my will.
Hervey: Oh, against your will. That's alright, then. *shrugs a little, then kicks a bit more snow boredly, hands stuffed in his pockets* Sooo, which pretty lady sent you my way, huh?~
Juan: Hey, I'm not a damn errand boy! What is this, junior school? Besides, everyone knows you lost your mojo after you specifically requested for a girlfriend as a present.
Hervey: ... But it was worth a try! You know that! *crestfallen* ... ... ... So, if it ain't that, what is it?
Juan: Well, you kinda ruined the moment, but here. *pulls out a little present from under his jacket* Guess who drew the short stick?
Hervey: ... You're joking!? *slowly looks up at Juan, and then down at the present... and then back up at Juan, kind of suspiciously* Right? That thing's gonna' blow in my face, ain't it?
Juan: It would be an improvement... but no. Your face will stay the same. Maybe it's a girlfriend.
Hervey: Very funny. *glares for a sec, but then quietly moves to take it* What is it?? *still suspicious*
Juan: Really don't like surprises, do you? It's a black beanie with a white fish logo on it. I figured you could use it at a time like this... :\
Hervey: ... What, really? *looks enthusiastic now* Go! Open it! *looks and is acting like a four year old D:*
Juan: No way, chief. Remember what I said about not being your errand boy? Yeah, you can open it. *gestures him to take it*
Hervey: ... My fingers're cold! ... But alright! *takes it and cheerfully unwraps it, his whole demeanor changing*
Juan: They say that like 90% of your body heat escapes through your head, so now you can wear your weird sexual outfit and not worry about freezing.
Hervey: ...! Hey, you weren't lying! *still too busy being happy to be offended and shoves the beanie on his head* That's awesome, pal! I'm definitely getting you some socks!
Juan: Naw, you need to eat. I got ways to keep myself warm. *yawns*
Hervey: I ate your socks. *well, not really, but...*
Juan: Those weren't my only pair. But in any case, yeah, you do owe me. Now if you'll excuse me... *can't sleep outdoors anymore ;-;*
Hervey: *vigorous wave!* I didn't say it, did I? 'Thanks'!! *grins mostly to himself again, easily pleased with the beanie*
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And a reminder that about five more muns need to respond to my other post and report their definite status!