The Weird Turn Pro
Remember when I told you that this weird story was about to get weirder.
It has.
(Summary for people who don't click links. Girl claims that when she was 16 this multimillionaire dude claimed he could get her a job as a Victoria's Secret model so she sucked is cock for like six months until she realized he was a douchebag. Girl turns 21 and then sues rich dude for statutory rape. Rich dude responds that not only did he not have sex with her, but that the "girl" is actually a man.)
The latest developments are even better.
1. The "girl" was sleeping with the attorney who filed the suit on her behalf. They must have been doing it with the lights out - because the attorney had no idea "she" was a dude.
2. "She" used to get on all fours, tell the guy to call her "Old Yella" and then blow him.
3. "She" says the rich dude used to put on wigs and makeup and make "her" call him "Janice."
4. The rich dude at one point told her that "most" Victoria's Secret and other runway models are transgender - hence why they are so tall.
I can't fucking wait to hear what the rich dude's lawyer comes back with.
UPDATE: As Sodoff points out, now the girl claims she doesn't even know her own age.
It has.
(Summary for people who don't click links. Girl claims that when she was 16 this multimillionaire dude claimed he could get her a job as a Victoria's Secret model so she sucked is cock for like six months until she realized he was a douchebag. Girl turns 21 and then sues rich dude for statutory rape. Rich dude responds that not only did he not have sex with her, but that the "girl" is actually a man.)
The latest developments are even better.
1. The "girl" was sleeping with the attorney who filed the suit on her behalf. They must have been doing it with the lights out - because the attorney had no idea "she" was a dude.
2. "She" used to get on all fours, tell the guy to call her "Old Yella" and then blow him.
3. "She" says the rich dude used to put on wigs and makeup and make "her" call him "Janice."
4. The rich dude at one point told her that "most" Victoria's Secret and other runway models are transgender - hence why they are so tall.
I can't fucking wait to hear what the rich dude's lawyer comes back with.
UPDATE: As Sodoff points out, now the girl claims she doesn't even know her own age.