When you are banned from Facebook for making fun of
homophobic douchebags you can still read Facebook and still use Facebook Messenger.
You just can't post anything, share anything or "like" anything.
Plus, every time you go onto Facebook to read everyone's posts you have to click a box saying you've read their community guidelines (which pop up in super large fonts.)
Also, I wonder what the team that is reviewing my case to decide if I'll be allowed back on is actually doing? Do they actually exist or is it some weird computer algorithm?
And, I wonder what Garfunkle and Oates would think if they knew that Facebook considers their videos to be hate speech!