theft and robbery
I walked into the local shop across from the St. Vincents hospital today. The way people were staring at me it was as if i was coming in there to rob the joint. I can just imagine the description they'd give to the police.
Bystander "He was five foot nothing. He was wearing a Justice League backpack, he had braces and was reading a book."
Police Office "Are you sure it wasn't a fifth grader?"
I only imagine how i would do it. I'd knock the cashier out with my back pack, gag them with my novel and then drug them with the mints i had in my back pocket. And then of course I'd run out with a carton of cigarettes under one arm and a meat pie under the other.
I'm just so crafty sometimes.
Bystander "He was five foot nothing. He was wearing a Justice League backpack, he had braces and was reading a book."
Police Office "Are you sure it wasn't a fifth grader?"
I only imagine how i would do it. I'd knock the cashier out with my back pack, gag them with my novel and then drug them with the mints i had in my back pocket. And then of course I'd run out with a carton of cigarettes under one arm and a meat pie under the other.
I'm just so crafty sometimes.