LoL
On the twelfth day of Christmas, barroomfuneral sent to me...
Twelve animals drumming
Eleven minneapolis piping
Ten x-files a-leaping
Nine walrus's dancing
Eight books a-milking
Seven friends a-swimming
Six pineapples a-laying
Five ani-i-i-imal rights
Four track jackets
Three government conspiracys
Two road trips
...and a depression in a humanity.