The Dwyer Legacy: One-Three: The (M)an, The Legend(ichael Cera)
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he's miss united states
language, sim nudity, bad parenting
WHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAA SURPRISE THERE'S A BABY SURPRIRSIRSE HOW DID SHE GET THERE *hides mastercontroller behind my back*
Here's baby Aubrey!!!!!!1
It looks like Jim Halpert spawned his own baby. You best make some beautiful babies son, because i want those nose genes.
And it's Roux's birthday!
SHE'S GOT THAT ALLIGATOR GIGGLING FEVER AABBHFBBBBBBBBBBBBBBb
Big Pup Roux!
DADDY DONNOVAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PUPPY ROUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EveRYTHING IS CUTE
DONNOVAN YOU ARE NOT EQUIPPED TO RAISE A HUMAN.
Hjerim loves his garden,
and his doggie,
and his husbandito!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Okay, but, so, then, um, they received a wall aquarium as a wedding gift and I put it on the the wall, just wanting to see it. Turns out I forgot to turn moveObjects off, so it was kind of just floating in mid air. Anyways, I sold it and it deleted without a problem, but it left.......... th..ese... fish... an d turtles.... just.. ... floating around in the h ous e . .......... ..
I can't even remember if they are still there omg.
invest in a hose
we don't have to worry about smelly doggies tho
becauSE SUDDENLY IT'S BIRTHDAY TIME GOOD
Donnovan: hey turtle
DONNOVAN NO.
BAD.
AYYYYY THERE SHE IS. ............. .
she's constantly got that look like she's waiting for you to understand her joke
you tiny clod, i forgot your traits.
edit: Aubrey
- Genius
- Loves the outdoors
WHOA WHERE DID THESE BABIES COME FROM
TWIN BOYS?
I think so, I don't actually even remember lol my b
One of them is Charlie and the other is Isaac!
Hey, Aubrey, guess who's not the baby anymore
Aubrey: listen fuk off tho
Donnovan: Kids!!!!!!!!!!
Hjerim: these fuckin kids
Man strangles his apple-cheeked husband.
But Hjerim really does love his lil babes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Look at their dumb excited faces.
OH BIRTHDAY WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
Hjerim: whatevs
Donnovan: EXCITEMENT
DOOT DOOOOOOT LITTLE GUY
TWO CONFUSEd TOdDLERS
Here's Charlie!
- Virtuoso
- Clumsy
And Isaac!
- Brave
- Athletic
Donnovan: *inhales baby*
ANOTHER UNEXPECTED BIRTHDAY
congrats, donnovan, you look and act exactly the same
Hjerim: *too busy making out w/ dog to notice*
But everything is pretty normal for a while!
We got babies drinking suspicious green formula.
We got a fucking criminal kissing his cop husband.
and hjerim is so fucking all about this rocking chair i swear to god
All three babesssss
Charlie & Isaac: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aubrey: these fuckin kids
What happened in this series of pictures? I don't remember. One can only assume that Donnovan sold his oldest child for a free dinner at a 50s diner.
r.i.p. in peace aubrey dwyer
she was okay i guess
speaking of ripping in peace
Hjerim: oh yeah too bad whatever................................. .... ........ .. . ... .
This man just up and fucking died in front of the movie theater.
well fuckin bye, then
ANYWAYS, CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!
I had to add another floor because this house is tiny as dicks.
BUT WHAT DO THOSE BEDS MEAN???????????? OOOOOOOOOOOOOH????????????
Aubrey: grummmble grgmmbblbe...
Hey, there she is
Tiny Hjerim!
She got Mean Spirited
she is just like her papa :,)
and here's her lil buddy named
idk, like, greg or something?
stop looking at him like that
it's weird
Hjerim: for love of talos god, please shut ur tiny mouth
I swear to god no one else minds these crying babies but Hjerim.
What a little bitch.
Some zombies came and ate his garden tho, so he may or may not shit his pants.
next time:
- all kids all the time
- i don't know what else i haven't played that far