wow, morgan, we haven't chatted like homies for awhile. So I think you owe me an apology. You just had your way with me AND NEVER CALLED. Oh jk jk. So.....I kinda hit a writer's block right about now. Um....yeah. Oh hey, that girl who wrote commented in your LJ above me is kinda hot. Since you won't give me your number maybe I'll just take hers and ask her out. You think she'll go out with me. I mean, come on. You can't get a guy better than me. You know, not being able to drive, gonna be unemployed at the end of the year (my choice), not going to college, and kinda unexperienced when it comes to the ladies. Oh it's so very sad. But anyway. IM me sometime ok homie. We be chattin' it up yo'.
~ Andrew D. Nicholas
P.S. I think I'm going to start signing things Andrew D. Nicholas. It just seems kinda presidential and that's really what I'm going for. OK, bye.
P.P.S. You know what I just wrote up top (and that's really what I'm going for.). It kinda makes me think of 10 things I hate about you, you know where the girl was like "It makes you look Pensive" and the model was like "Damn, I was going for thoughtful." Yeah, I was thinking about that. Well, That's all I really had to say.
P.P.P.S. My god, you can tell a guy has hit a low point in his life when he's quoting a chick flick. I am so alone. Well, bye again.
P.P.P.P.S. That means post post post post script. Just thought you might wanna know that.
P.P.P.P.P.S. I forgot to say goodbye in that one. So, goodbye goodbye. That makes up for the last one.
P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Um, I was wondering if, since I didn't finish the whole paragraph with a goodbye, do you think it counts. Well, just to be on the save side, I'll end the paragraph with two goodbyes. That should make up for the last one. Goodbye Goodbye.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. ~ Andrew D. Nicholas (don't know if you sign after the post scripts so I should just sign anyway. Oh, and goodbye. (Don't want a repeat of that 5 P.S.))
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Dammit, I did it again. There were words after the goodbye. I apologize. Now it's just getting silly. I mean, you hear about letters with P.P.S or maybe a P.P.P.S. if the person is an asshole, but P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. come on. I mean thats just borderline absurd. I hope this doesn't ruin my chances with that girl who commented in your LJ. I hope she isn't like "HE JUST CAN'T LET GO. I'M NOT GONNA GIVE MYSELF TO A GUY LIKE THAT". Hey, can you put in a good word, or five, for me. Be like, he's a great guy and he always treats you right. Oh, and tell her I have a large penis. I mean, does size really count. If it does than tell her its a large penis. Actually, scratch that, I don't want her to be dissappointed. I don't want her to be expecting too much from me. You know what would happen. We'd be in bed and she'd be excited, she'd be like "oh, I had to put up with a lot for this, I'm ready." And then she would find out its not really that big and she'd get angry. And then I'd get nervous and she'd either fake it or just be like "Oh my god get off of me." And then we'd both be sitting in an akward silence. You know, I just realized that this P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. is longer than the actual message I left, so I apologize. And, goodbye. Oh, and I'm gonna sign my name at the bottom because this has been so long you probably forgot who it was from. Just remember two things. 1. I'm always there for you 2. Tell that girl I'm a great guy and totally sexy. Actually, scratch the sexy because once she see's me she'll be like, Morgan has NO taste in men. Ok, say that I give money to DAMM. (Drunks Against Madd Mothers) Yeah, that should be good. I care for drunks. Good times. Ok, hook me up with your friend.
Goodbye
~ Andrew D. Nicholas (the D is for DAMN HE'S FINE)
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Actually, the D is for Douglas. That's my middle name. Oh, sorry, I did it again. Goodbye
~ Andrew D. Nicholas
P.S. I think I'm going to start signing things Andrew D. Nicholas. It just seems kinda presidential and that's really what I'm going for. OK, bye.
P.P.S. You know what I just wrote up top (and that's really what I'm going for.). It kinda makes me think of 10 things I hate about you, you know where the girl was like "It makes you look Pensive" and the model was like "Damn, I was going for thoughtful." Yeah, I was thinking about that. Well, That's all I really had to say.
P.P.P.S. My god, you can tell a guy has hit a low point in his life when he's quoting a chick flick. I am so alone. Well, bye again.
P.P.P.P.S. That means post post post post script. Just thought you might wanna know that.
P.P.P.P.P.S. I forgot to say goodbye in that one. So, goodbye goodbye. That makes up for the last one.
P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Um, I was wondering if, since I didn't finish the whole paragraph with a goodbye, do you think it counts. Well, just to be on the save side, I'll end the paragraph with two goodbyes. That should make up for the last one. Goodbye Goodbye.
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. ~ Andrew D. Nicholas (don't know if you sign after the post scripts so I should just sign anyway. Oh, and goodbye. (Don't want a repeat of that 5 P.S.))
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Dammit, I did it again. There were words after the goodbye. I apologize. Now it's just getting silly. I mean, you hear about letters with P.P.S or maybe a P.P.P.S. if the person is an asshole, but P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. come on. I mean thats just borderline absurd. I hope this doesn't ruin my chances with that girl who commented in your LJ. I hope she isn't like "HE JUST CAN'T LET GO. I'M NOT GONNA GIVE MYSELF TO A GUY LIKE THAT". Hey, can you put in a good word, or five, for me. Be like, he's a great guy and he always treats you right. Oh, and tell her I have a large penis. I mean, does size really count. If it does than tell her its a large penis. Actually, scratch that, I don't want her to be dissappointed. I don't want her to be expecting too much from me. You know what would happen. We'd be in bed and she'd be excited, she'd be like "oh, I had to put up with a lot for this, I'm ready." And then she would find out its not really that big and she'd get angry. And then I'd get nervous and she'd either fake it or just be like "Oh my god get off of me." And then we'd both be sitting in an akward silence. You know, I just realized that this P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. is longer than the actual message I left, so I apologize. And, goodbye. Oh, and I'm gonna sign my name at the bottom because this has been so long you probably forgot who it was from. Just remember two things.
1. I'm always there for you
2. Tell that girl I'm a great guy and totally sexy. Actually, scratch the sexy because once she see's me she'll be like, Morgan has NO taste in men. Ok, say that I give money to DAMM. (Drunks Against Madd Mothers) Yeah, that should be good. I care for drunks. Good times. Ok, hook me up with your friend.
Goodbye
~ Andrew D. Nicholas (the D is for DAMN HE'S FINE)
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Actually, the D is for Douglas. That's my middle name. Oh, sorry, I did it again. Goodbye
~Andrew D. Nicholas
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