Let me get up in your guts
So today I fucking FINALLY did it. I actually now have, in my possession a XBOX 360.
This is how the the story go's
Yesterday Dan told me he that the target that he works at was going to get 2 bundle packs (and unless you're retarded and didn't know the 360 are being shipped in two different packs 1 that is 299 that is just a bare bone system without the HDD, Component cables, live membership, or live headset. and the pack with all that is the bundle pack for 399) SO anyways, Dan tells me to go to Target after 7:30pm to try and grab a 360 before any fags show up and snatch them up. So I show up with a huge 360 size boner and then it was shot down and I had blue balls. Felt like JR High all over again. So now to the happy are of the this story. Dan calls me tonight and say " Go to Target right now" so I rushed over there runing stop sign and crashing puppies on my way. Then I had to wait around for about a hour and ahlf until they unload the 360s off the truck. So after an hour and a half of read in COSMO and trying out a variety of lotions I finally got it. Came home plugged it up and played some games , then decided to celebrate with beer. Went to Wal-mart and some kid asked me to buy him apple pucker, and I did.
WORD!
This is how the the story go's
Yesterday Dan told me he that the target that he works at was going to get 2 bundle packs (and unless you're retarded and didn't know the 360 are being shipped in two different packs 1 that is 299 that is just a bare bone system without the HDD, Component cables, live membership, or live headset. and the pack with all that is the bundle pack for 399) SO anyways, Dan tells me to go to Target after 7:30pm to try and grab a 360 before any fags show up and snatch them up. So I show up with a huge 360 size boner and then it was shot down and I had blue balls. Felt like JR High all over again. So now to the happy are of the this story. Dan calls me tonight and say " Go to Target right now" so I rushed over there runing stop sign and crashing puppies on my way. Then I had to wait around for about a hour and ahlf until they unload the 360s off the truck. So after an hour and a half of read in COSMO and trying out a variety of lotions I finally got it. Came home plugged it up and played some games , then decided to celebrate with beer. Went to Wal-mart and some kid asked me to buy him apple pucker, and I did.
WORD!