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Yeah, boys and girls, I decided it was bring your chainsaw to work day. And your firearm, and your flame thrower. At which point I called in and said I'm working from home today. Brentwood being a monied community, we get the good protection, but you never know. Anyway, we needed a good while to make it back from the Waffle House, and frankly, with all the chaos in the streets, I was wishing I had taken a motor cycle and not a car.
There was a point at which we had to clear the zombies from around the car just get the hell down the road. Now, I know they tell you to stay in the car, but that doesn't so much work... The zombies can open the sucker like it was a can of sardines when there are enough of them, so Seth and I jumped out of his truck, fired up the chainsaws, and cut 'em up.
Amazing how cynical the return of this thing has made me. Last year I was squeamish about killing. This year - BBBZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Go chainsaw.
If we get through this thing, I'm investing more in Home Depot.
There was a point at which we had to clear the zombies from around the car just get the hell down the road. Now, I know they tell you to stay in the car, but that doesn't so much work... The zombies can open the sucker like it was a can of sardines when there are enough of them, so Seth and I jumped out of his truck, fired up the chainsaws, and cut 'em up.
Amazing how cynical the return of this thing has made me. Last year I was squeamish about killing. This year - BBBZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Go chainsaw.
If we get through this thing, I'm investing more in Home Depot.