Open letter to the girl in the pale green velour suit.
Dear girl in the pale green velour suit,
Thank you for today's entertainment. You are walking around with the hood up. You might not have noted that due to your lack of curves, you resemble a long slender object. I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you look like a vibrator with goggley eyes. I trust that after recieving this information, you will remove the hood and again resemble a boy in a velour suit.
Thank you.
Thank you for today's entertainment. You are walking around with the hood up. You might not have noted that due to your lack of curves, you resemble a long slender object. I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you look like a vibrator with goggley eyes. I trust that after recieving this information, you will remove the hood and again resemble a boy in a velour suit.
Thank you.