Land filk from last year
2005 XL Land filk by Baroness Selena
I can't remember the name of the tune I stole.
duh. the limeric song.
We’re new on the block and we’re snarky,
Amusing, and fun at a party
When a target you act,
And attention attract,
You’ll know when we’ve spotted you Sparky!
WAH-WAH, WAH WAH
You'll grow to know "mean but funny",
Painful for you is still funny for me,
You'll be taped to a tree for the Tuchux.
When your name or epithet scans,
You’ll find that we have washed our hands
Just your actions you blame,
You made it this way,
New filk will be heard through the land!
WAH-WAH, WAH WAH
You're not happy unless you are whining,
Your misery you spread till we wish you were dead,
You'll be taped to a tree for the Tuchux
The whiny land agent in question,
Looked down on any suggestion,
And before our eyes,
Received quite a surprise,
Inter-Kingdom cohesion did best them
WAH-WAH, WAH WAH
The rest of the land crew despise you,
You break up cohesion with nary a reason,
You'll be taped to a tree for the Tuchux.
Oh! how we love engineers!
With data it all becomes clear
Pencil and paper
Turn bullshits to vapor
We’re certainly glad they are here!
WAH WAH WAH WAH
We have all taken note of your banner,
It summons rattan
from our numerous band,
You'll be taped to a tree for the tuchux...
WAH-WAH, WAH WAH
Our ladies have spotted your armor,
Our fighters a-field,
They will make you yield
You'll be taped to a tree for the Tuchux.
another one. (Tune: the Sexual life of the camel)
Our dear friends came out here for land grab,
Thinking the problems were few
but SURPRISE!! Instead it's a showdown
One group started slinging their poo,
Now complete with crying and time outs,
The land is all sorted and tagged,
It's time to get out the booze kids,
We'll be happier once we are bagged...
AND IT'S....
I can't remember the name of the tune I stole.
duh. the limeric song.
We’re new on the block and we’re snarky,
Amusing, and fun at a party
When a target you act,
And attention attract,
You’ll know when we’ve spotted you Sparky!
WAH-WAH, WAH WAH
You'll grow to know "mean but funny",
Painful for you is still funny for me,
You'll be taped to a tree for the Tuchux.
When your name or epithet scans,
You’ll find that we have washed our hands
Just your actions you blame,
You made it this way,
New filk will be heard through the land!
WAH-WAH, WAH WAH
You're not happy unless you are whining,
Your misery you spread till we wish you were dead,
You'll be taped to a tree for the Tuchux
The whiny land agent in question,
Looked down on any suggestion,
And before our eyes,
Received quite a surprise,
Inter-Kingdom cohesion did best them
WAH-WAH, WAH WAH
The rest of the land crew despise you,
You break up cohesion with nary a reason,
You'll be taped to a tree for the Tuchux.
Oh! how we love engineers!
With data it all becomes clear
Pencil and paper
Turn bullshits to vapor
We’re certainly glad they are here!
WAH WAH WAH WAH
We have all taken note of your banner,
It summons rattan
from our numerous band,
You'll be taped to a tree for the tuchux...
WAH-WAH, WAH WAH
Our ladies have spotted your armor,
Our fighters a-field,
They will make you yield
You'll be taped to a tree for the Tuchux.
another one. (Tune: the Sexual life of the camel)
Our dear friends came out here for land grab,
Thinking the problems were few
but SURPRISE!! Instead it's a showdown
One group started slinging their poo,
Now complete with crying and time outs,
The land is all sorted and tagged,
It's time to get out the booze kids,
We'll be happier once we are bagged...
AND IT'S....