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During finals week, our parents had the opinion to mail this form (+$10) to Hood and send their child a goody bag. There were two options - a "healthy" goody bag and a "junk food" goody bag. My parents sent me the healthy one (heee) which included an apple, an orange, granola bars, crackers, gummy fruit snacks, water, some other things that I can't remember because I ate them immediately, and packs of oatmeal. I love oatmeal and haven't had it for a while, and fixed the brown sugar packet for myself this morning. But the consistency is ALL WRONG and it hasn't set up. I know I didn't add too much water. Eh, cereal it is.
Here is a meme!
Crushes
1) Who was your first crush? (Celebrity or average)
My first celebrity crushes were John Stamos (as Uncle Jesse from "Full House"), Victoria Adams (Posh Spice), and Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah, I had the Tiger Beat posters.
My first real-person crush was, embarrassingly enough, Eric. All during first grade, I would sit next to him on the bus and try to sneak smooches. Now we're like siblings and even though he's got the body of a Greek God, I don't think of him as anything but a brother.
2) Who do you currently have a crush on now?
Well, I'm (in Dave's words) goofyshitnuts over my boyfriend. As smart and fun as he is, there's still this borderline-doofus "will you go to the dance with me?" shy sort of charm about him that tickles me to death. I frequently want to poke him, and grab his tight little ass while we're at wor-
OKAY!
At the same time, being bisexual can be pretty crummy and I find my "gay side" fighting for its satisfaction. I never have the desire to be with another man, but do I have the desire to be with a woman? Yeah. Sometimes, I do. So yes, I'd say that I have a little crush (or two). Something that makes me smile and blush. Something fun, but never something to make me love Nick any less.
3) Have you ever become so obsessed with a crush, you went to extreme measures to find out everything about him/her?
Allow me to introduce David West. David was the object of my desire/fantasy/masturbatory rituals (NOT) from grades eight through ten. The fun was mostly had in grade eight, when I had several classes with him and we became friends. He lives right by Mr. Smith's house, and so every day on my way to lessons I would make my mom take a special trip past his house. I collected everything that he gave me (including a ring made out of twine) and kept it in a special box in my room. I went out of my way to snap random photos of him, like a paparazzi. Once I heard that he got a girl in the grade above us pregnant, that crush was dropped like a ton of bricks.
4) Has your crush ever turned out to be your future girlfriend/boyfriend?
Of course! Andy. Drew. Mandy. And then came my raging "friends with benefits" phase. And then came my crush on my handsome blonde co-worker and even though he was eight years older than me and had a girlfriend at the time, something told me to stick around.
5) Did a best friend ever turn into more than just a friend?
See "friends with benefits" phase. This ruined two friendships of mine, and what's worse is that THEY were the best of friends as well. Oy. I don't regret any of it while it was happening, but I regret the aftermath and the fact that things will never not be awkward.
Here is a meme!
Crushes
1) Who was your first crush? (Celebrity or average)
My first celebrity crushes were John Stamos (as Uncle Jesse from "Full House"), Victoria Adams (Posh Spice), and Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah, I had the Tiger Beat posters.
My first real-person crush was, embarrassingly enough, Eric. All during first grade, I would sit next to him on the bus and try to sneak smooches. Now we're like siblings and even though he's got the body of a Greek God, I don't think of him as anything but a brother.
2) Who do you currently have a crush on now?
Well, I'm (in Dave's words) goofyshitnuts over my boyfriend. As smart and fun as he is, there's still this borderline-doofus "will you go to the dance with me?" shy sort of charm about him that tickles me to death. I frequently want to poke him, and grab his tight little ass while we're at wor-
OKAY!
At the same time, being bisexual can be pretty crummy and I find my "gay side" fighting for its satisfaction. I never have the desire to be with another man, but do I have the desire to be with a woman? Yeah. Sometimes, I do. So yes, I'd say that I have a little crush (or two). Something that makes me smile and blush. Something fun, but never something to make me love Nick any less.
3) Have you ever become so obsessed with a crush, you went to extreme measures to find out everything about him/her?
Allow me to introduce David West. David was the object of my desire/fantasy/masturbatory rituals (NOT) from grades eight through ten. The fun was mostly had in grade eight, when I had several classes with him and we became friends. He lives right by Mr. Smith's house, and so every day on my way to lessons I would make my mom take a special trip past his house. I collected everything that he gave me (including a ring made out of twine) and kept it in a special box in my room. I went out of my way to snap random photos of him, like a paparazzi. Once I heard that he got a girl in the grade above us pregnant, that crush was dropped like a ton of bricks.
4) Has your crush ever turned out to be your future girlfriend/boyfriend?
Of course! Andy. Drew. Mandy. And then came my raging "friends with benefits" phase. And then came my crush on my handsome blonde co-worker and even though he was eight years older than me and had a girlfriend at the time, something told me to stick around.
5) Did a best friend ever turn into more than just a friend?
See "friends with benefits" phase. This ruined two friendships of mine, and what's worse is that THEY were the best of friends as well. Oy. I don't regret any of it while it was happening, but I regret the aftermath and the fact that things will never not be awkward.