Things From Xmas Past

Sep 27, 2009 11:03

So
we are sitting here the day after xmas, and watching the history
channel about the anti-christ. This statement in itself is funny.
Ok I have determined that several anti-christs are alive and well in
the world, this is not hard.  Today I have come to believe GW and his
kind are, let's look at this shall we?
He has mistakenly said the word mabus on the mic a couple of times,
Mabus is the third named anti-christ in the quatraines of Michelle de
Nostradame. STOP CALLING HIM NOSTRADAMUS!!!! He goes by Mike to his
friends.
The Christians are the first sheep to go into the fold of this new Anti-Christ, note all followings of the religious right.
How many republican Witches (practising) Do You Really Know?
Why is it important to believe in God if you are a president?
Three years after the antichrist comes into power he turns against
the peacefull and decieves the world. Gee, this sounds familiar.
Have you noticed that there are 600 members in the united nations and they are trying to increase thier offices by 11%?
Saddly I have a world unification idea that would work.
Does that make me an anti-christ?
Send me your praises and I will study this further!
So I Look to you all, Well, the four or five of you that read this.
Should I go and try to take it all over and rule for three years and then kill all the christians?
Think about it, no warmongering on a global scale after they are gone.  No More Crusades!!!
Yeay!
OK I may be wrong, but, Why? Why? Why do we feel we need this end of time feldersgarb?
Sociologic thought portenets and predicts every thing that happens
that is bad is the end of time marker. "WE ARE IN THE END TIMES!"
ha!!!! We have been in the end times since the big bang.
and we will be in the end times after time itself ends... WTF!?!?!?!
Time does not end unless watches stop, that reminds me I need a battery
for mine. Time Will Never End!  When it ends for you, Too dammned bad!
Ok Christians, POP QUIZ.
WHO Wrote the old testament?
They did it without knowledge that it would survive for ages, I
don't write anything that I think will Last Mellinia, I would like it
to, but, be for real!
Who Wrote the new testament?
Who cares they were troublemakers, thieves, drunken sailors and prostitutemongers, oh yeah and a tax collector.
Who will be "RAPTURED"?
GO ALL READY I NEED A JOB! With the world on the brink of
overpopulation in the united states, I don't think they will be missed
much.
The Book of Daniel? Why does the book read like the prophesy of Jesus' comming
Interpretation is 99% Bias and 1% Written word.
Prophesy is 99% Bias and 1% Spoken word
Answer:  Shoot the hostage!
We are being held hostage by the evangelical, by the Religious
Zealots, by 24hour news, by bloggers, by stupidity, and by being human.
Stop! The entire world does not revolve because of god, or satan, or even magic.
We are flimsy breakable playthings to the gods (whichever you
believe in), they hold all the cards and have all the chips, own the
casino and wear the dealers nametag.
Try being kind, smileing, loveing one annother(as long as it isn't
illegal), teach the child to love not kill, be ready they think your
wrong no mater what you say, and they wont believeyou untill sammy the
salamander gets flushed down the toilet drain in a burial at sea. When
Santa dies in the eyes of a child, learning becomes magical.
Try not to be the anti-christ.
Try to be buddah
try to be jesus
try to be
try to
try
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