A Parody of "I am the very model of a modern Major-General"

[baron_vn_blubba]

BARON

Comments

[boomchucka]

Well Baron, you know my poetry isn't very witty but this is awesome!!! :D

[baron_vn_blubba]

Poetry's a dying fad;
it always serves to make me mad
when poems are left and people choose
some paltry thing like sex or booze.

[boomchucka]

Well I tried, but I don't rhyme too well. :\

[baron_vn_blubba]

Poetry's more than rhyme, my friend.
It has a soul and to that end
it has a purpose to achieve,
but only for those who believe
they are among the lucky few
who simply know just what to do.

Worry not! Take no offense!
Regular prose is fine as well.
It's just, for me, in all events,
the verse is where I dwell.

[boomchucka]

Maybe I could take my hand at writing a story. ^_^ I'll give it a shot sometime.

The Good Baron is a valuable friend
And as such is kind I would defend!

[ooc: plot bunnies oh the plot bunnies!]