the truth is..i always lie...
ok, so everything in this quiz will be true, i swear...
SIMPLE QUESTIONS:
1. Full name: Kaelin Cering Naggirock
2. Nicknames: nick?
3. Shoe size: 3
4. Height: 2' 6''
5. Hair: dont have any
6. Siblings: jr walker, and jesse, and my sister monkey 2
7. Do you like to sing in the shower?i despise it
8. Do you like to sing? despise that as well
9. Birthday: febtober 46th, the year of the jabberwock
10. Sign: tresspassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again
11. Lefty or righty? middle righty, my outside right hand is pretty useless
12. Shoes or sandals? what are these things you speak of?
13. Coke or Pepsi? bah, i enjoy nectar with my ambrosia
14. What do you want in a relationship? hatred, disrespect, confusion, and discomfort
15. Have you ever cheated? always
16. Marital status: engaged
Favourite Questions:
17. Song? anything by a current pop artist
18. Cologne & perfume? mmmm the perfume that comes in those black bottles with the skull on the top
19. Movie: a generic chick flick
21. Card game? sabacc
22. Radio station? ummm, some hip hop station
23. Male & Female singers? Male-wiliam hung Female-bob dole
24. Sports? i hate all sports equally
25. Food: eggsalad
26. TV show? cailou
28. Character: cailou
29. Colour: ??? whats a colour?
A LITTLE BIT O' THIS, A LITTLE BIT O' THAT:
30. Do you plan on having kids? no
31. How many do you want? i plan on spawning a few million
32. What's something you can't wait to say? soory mr president, your time has come...In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti *KABOOM*
33. Get married? yes, polygyny is great
34. Would you have kids before marriage? i already have some
35. Do you have a b/f or g/f? or?
36. Do you have a crush: not a chance
37. What hurts you the most? when something funny happens
38. Music/TV: despise both
39. Guys/Girls? whats the difference?
40. Green/Blue: what are these things you speak of?
41. Pink/Purple: pink floyd or deep purple, thats a very hard one...
42. Summer/Winter: winter because of all that wonderful school
43. Night/Day: day, because i am up for so much of it
44. Hanging Out/Chillin: i have taken to being hung inthe caves of Hoth, and it is very fun, so i'd say both
45. Dopey/Funny: mmmmm dope
46. You know I'm around when you hear: compliments to everyone around
47. What school do you go to? Frogwarts
48. Do you enjoy what you do? no, i hate everything i do, thats why i do it
49. What's a major turn on for you? umm, the switch on my back that turns me on....stupid questions...
FRIENDS
50. Who Are They? Friends? nah, i call them tools
51. Most blonde: beau, katherine, they have blonde hair
52. Nicest: n-ice? what is this?
53. Funniest: humour is for stupid ppl
54. Tallest: ummmm, shory McGee?
55. What's the worst thing a friend could do to you? turn my switch off
56. Which people do you trust the most: trust? that leads to death
57. Do you believe in soul mates? as in many? yes
58. Is it right to flirt if you have a bf or gf? of course it is
OTHER RANDOM QUESTIONS...
59. What was the last thing you cried over: i havent been able to cry for years, because my eyes have been replaced by poison spitting orbs
60. What about guys/girls you don't get? i understand them both very well, especially girls, it comes from being one
61. What do you want right now? to eat some little kids
62. What's one thing you can't live without? those little pills made of dactyl, that forms on the planet monkeyland
63. Love or Lust: definitly lust
64. Silver or gold: ???? what are these things you speak of?
65. Diamond or pearl: mmmmm shiny crazy diamonds....
66. Sunset or sunrise: bah, i dont believe sunrises exist, because i havent seen one in such a very long time, and when i did, i think it was a hallucination from waking up so early
67. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? always, and its the best in sulphuric acid
68. Do you sleep with stuffed animals:yes millions of them
69. Do you have any piercings: many, all up my spine
70. What colour underpants are you wearing right now: well they cant realy be called UNDER pants right now can they?
71. Song you listening to right now? the death screams of a thousand virgins
72. What are the last 4 digits of your home phone: 911...1?
73. Where would you want to go on your honeymoon: uh...to the honey moon? stupid questions...
74. Who do you want to spend your life with? bah, i wanna become a hermit
75. What makes you happy? puling the legs off things, especially elephants
77. What's the next CD(s) you're going to get? oh, im gonna buy an avril lavigne ce to burn, and then scatter its ashes all over her corpse
78. Do you wear contacts or glasses? Gogles
79. What was the best advice ever given to you? if at irst you dont succed go jump off a cliff
81. On the phone or in person? being in someone, and then taking oer their bodies is very fun
82. Hugs or kisses? mmmm the kiss of death...
84. What song seems to reflect you the most? ramblin gamblin man bob seger
86. Do you have any enemies? yes, the whole Bothawui sector is out to get me
87. Who was the last person to hug you? moses
88. Would you rather be rich or famous? the question is irrelevant, for i am both
89. What time is it in Albania now? time to die
90. What time is it where you are now? time to eat pie
91. Have you ever met Santa? yes, just before i boke up his espionage ring, and blew his head apart
92. Name something(s) pretty: mangled bicycles
93. When did you last talk to the person you like? i told you, i like no one, now shaddap!!!!!
94. Do you have any pets? a kryat dragon
95. Who was the last person you danced with? cant remember, jane doe is her name now
96. Last time you were stressed: right now, im always stressed
97. Are you an alcoholic? yes, definitly
98. Who sent this to you? billy joe bob
99. What do you think of this person? best human i ever tasted
(okay I added the 100th question)
100. Was this test fun? no, i hate telling the truth
SIMPLE QUESTIONS:
1. Full name: Kaelin Cering Naggirock
2. Nicknames: nick?
3. Shoe size: 3
4. Height: 2' 6''
5. Hair: dont have any
6. Siblings: jr walker, and jesse, and my sister monkey 2
7. Do you like to sing in the shower?i despise it
8. Do you like to sing? despise that as well
9. Birthday: febtober 46th, the year of the jabberwock
10. Sign: tresspassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again
11. Lefty or righty? middle righty, my outside right hand is pretty useless
12. Shoes or sandals? what are these things you speak of?
13. Coke or Pepsi? bah, i enjoy nectar with my ambrosia
14. What do you want in a relationship? hatred, disrespect, confusion, and discomfort
15. Have you ever cheated? always
16. Marital status: engaged
Favourite Questions:
17. Song? anything by a current pop artist
18. Cologne & perfume? mmmm the perfume that comes in those black bottles with the skull on the top
19. Movie: a generic chick flick
21. Card game? sabacc
22. Radio station? ummm, some hip hop station
23. Male & Female singers? Male-wiliam hung Female-bob dole
24. Sports? i hate all sports equally
25. Food: eggsalad
26. TV show? cailou
28. Character: cailou
29. Colour: ??? whats a colour?
A LITTLE BIT O' THIS, A LITTLE BIT O' THAT:
30. Do you plan on having kids? no
31. How many do you want? i plan on spawning a few million
32. What's something you can't wait to say? soory mr president, your time has come...In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti *KABOOM*
33. Get married? yes, polygyny is great
34. Would you have kids before marriage? i already have some
35. Do you have a b/f or g/f? or?
36. Do you have a crush: not a chance
37. What hurts you the most? when something funny happens
38. Music/TV: despise both
39. Guys/Girls? whats the difference?
40. Green/Blue: what are these things you speak of?
41. Pink/Purple: pink floyd or deep purple, thats a very hard one...
42. Summer/Winter: winter because of all that wonderful school
43. Night/Day: day, because i am up for so much of it
44. Hanging Out/Chillin: i have taken to being hung inthe caves of Hoth, and it is very fun, so i'd say both
45. Dopey/Funny: mmmmm dope
46. You know I'm around when you hear: compliments to everyone around
47. What school do you go to? Frogwarts
48. Do you enjoy what you do? no, i hate everything i do, thats why i do it
49. What's a major turn on for you? umm, the switch on my back that turns me on....stupid questions...
FRIENDS
50. Who Are They? Friends? nah, i call them tools
51. Most blonde: beau, katherine, they have blonde hair
52. Nicest: n-ice? what is this?
53. Funniest: humour is for stupid ppl
54. Tallest: ummmm, shory McGee?
55. What's the worst thing a friend could do to you? turn my switch off
56. Which people do you trust the most: trust? that leads to death
57. Do you believe in soul mates? as in many? yes
58. Is it right to flirt if you have a bf or gf? of course it is
OTHER RANDOM QUESTIONS...
59. What was the last thing you cried over: i havent been able to cry for years, because my eyes have been replaced by poison spitting orbs
60. What about guys/girls you don't get? i understand them both very well, especially girls, it comes from being one
61. What do you want right now? to eat some little kids
62. What's one thing you can't live without? those little pills made of dactyl, that forms on the planet monkeyland
63. Love or Lust: definitly lust
64. Silver or gold: ???? what are these things you speak of?
65. Diamond or pearl: mmmmm shiny crazy diamonds....
66. Sunset or sunrise: bah, i dont believe sunrises exist, because i havent seen one in such a very long time, and when i did, i think it was a hallucination from waking up so early
67. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? always, and its the best in sulphuric acid
68. Do you sleep with stuffed animals:yes millions of them
69. Do you have any piercings: many, all up my spine
70. What colour underpants are you wearing right now: well they cant realy be called UNDER pants right now can they?
71. Song you listening to right now? the death screams of a thousand virgins
72. What are the last 4 digits of your home phone: 911...1?
73. Where would you want to go on your honeymoon: uh...to the honey moon? stupid questions...
74. Who do you want to spend your life with? bah, i wanna become a hermit
75. What makes you happy? puling the legs off things, especially elephants
77. What's the next CD(s) you're going to get? oh, im gonna buy an avril lavigne ce to burn, and then scatter its ashes all over her corpse
78. Do you wear contacts or glasses? Gogles
79. What was the best advice ever given to you? if at irst you dont succed go jump off a cliff
81. On the phone or in person? being in someone, and then taking oer their bodies is very fun
82. Hugs or kisses? mmmm the kiss of death...
84. What song seems to reflect you the most? ramblin gamblin man bob seger
86. Do you have any enemies? yes, the whole Bothawui sector is out to get me
87. Who was the last person to hug you? moses
88. Would you rather be rich or famous? the question is irrelevant, for i am both
89. What time is it in Albania now? time to die
90. What time is it where you are now? time to eat pie
91. Have you ever met Santa? yes, just before i boke up his espionage ring, and blew his head apart
92. Name something(s) pretty: mangled bicycles
93. When did you last talk to the person you like? i told you, i like no one, now shaddap!!!!!
94. Do you have any pets? a kryat dragon
95. Who was the last person you danced with? cant remember, jane doe is her name now
96. Last time you were stressed: right now, im always stressed
97. Are you an alcoholic? yes, definitly
98. Who sent this to you? billy joe bob
99. What do you think of this person? best human i ever tasted
(okay I added the 100th question)
100. Was this test fun? no, i hate telling the truth