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Geography of a Woman
Between the ages of 18-21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, hlaf wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21-30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completly discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30-35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and covinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35-40, a woman is like France or Argentina. She may been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40-50 she is like Yogoslavia or Iraq. she lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50-60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60-70 a woman is like England or Mangolia. with a glorius and all conquering past but alas no future.
After 70 a woman is like Albania or Afghanistan. everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there.
Geography of a Man
Between the ages of 15-70 a man is like Zimbabwe... Ruled by a Dick!!!
Between the ages of 18-21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, hlaf wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21-30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completly discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30-35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and covinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35-40, a woman is like France or Argentina. She may been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40-50 she is like Yogoslavia or Iraq. she lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50-60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60-70 a woman is like England or Mangolia. with a glorius and all conquering past but alas no future.
After 70 a woman is like Albania or Afghanistan. everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there.
Geography of a Man
Between the ages of 15-70 a man is like Zimbabwe... Ruled by a Dick!!!