Stupid Meme Question Thing

[barnacle_the]

I'm bored. Not much you can do with useless hands. Here are my answers as dictated to Hollister.

Comments

[rattle_thecages]

I'm surprised Billy didn't add his own commentary.

[barnacle_the]

You and me both. Maybe he knew my answers were too awesome to mess with Or..he was a little pissed off at that moment and wasn't talking to me. Might have been because of that.

[rattle_thecages]

Just tell me he's getting some sleep?

[barnacle_the]

I would hope so, either that or some action from his not-girlfriend. He left my house a little bit ago.

[rattle_thecages]

Good. That's good. That he left, not the action from Penny. Not that it would be bad. Just, don't need that visual.

So!

You're probably sick of being asked if you're okay.

[barnacle_the]

I agree, with him leaving. Of course, my apartment has never been cleaner, so there is that.

No one has asked. There is no need to, my hands are out of commission but I figured out today that the ladies don't mind much, so no harm done. Barney is just as awesome as ever.

[rattle_thecages]

That's his way of showing he cares.

Uh-huh. Well. That's good to know.

[barnacle_the]

It's creepy. He scowls and mutters and cleans. It's unsettling Rachel. Very unsettling.

I didn't even know you cared. It makes me happy...in my pants.

[rattle_thecages]

Goodnight, Stinson.

[barnacle_the]

Alright, I'm sorry. That was out of line. Thank you for your inquiry. I don't know what Billy told you but it wasn't nearly as bad as that. I'm fine.

[rattle_thecages]

He didn't say much, but his being there made me wonder.

I'm glad you're alright.

[barnacle_the]

Oh, in that case, I am sure he just missed hanging with his Bro.

Thank you. I'll be able to karaoke in no time. You excited about the strippers? You don't see that everyday.

[rattle_thecages]

I don't do the whole stripper thing.

[barnacle_the]

What's not to do? You just have to watch. It's easy and fun! That should be their slogan. Or Fun for the Whole Family.

[rattle_thecages]

I'll pass, thank you very much.

[barnacle_the]

Party Pooper. You will miss all the drunken craziness of Brooke and me. How will you know if I am misbehaving? You won't be able to stop me if you aren't there.