Overheard at Castle Truman
"So what kind of Dungeons & Dragons character would I be?"
"I think you're the cheery innkeeper who secretly has connections all over the place and knows everybody and has access to hidden resources that nobody else knows about."
"Neat! And what about you?"
"I'm the semi-retired wizard who rents a room in the attic above your tavern and tutors adventurers in theory of magic."
"The attic?"
"Yeah. Wizards are supposed to live in towers, but I really like this tavern, so I just moved in to the top room, because technically that counts as a tower."
"I think you're the cheery innkeeper who secretly has connections all over the place and knows everybody and has access to hidden resources that nobody else knows about."
"Neat! And what about you?"
"I'm the semi-retired wizard who rents a room in the attic above your tavern and tutors adventurers in theory of magic."
"The attic?"
"Yeah. Wizards are supposed to live in towers, but I really like this tavern, so I just moved in to the top room, because technically that counts as a tower."