Overheard at the Truman Theater
"Who's this raccoon in the spacesuit?"
"Rocket Raccoon. One of the Guardians of the Galaxy, and upcoming star of the next Marvel Cinematic Universe movie. Probably going to team up with the Avengers at some point."
"At the LEGO Store today I saw LEGO Avengers! And do you know what is awesome about that?"
"Yes! That you can Assemble the Avengers!"
"Yay! So what does that have to do with this raccoon?"
"Okay, you know the Chitauri? The aliens that attacked Manhattan at the end?"
"I'll pretend?"
"You don't remember? The climactic battle of the whole movie?"
"Um... no?"
"Why do you even bother watching movies if you're just going to forget all of them??"
*uncontrollable squees of laughter*
"Rocket Raccoon. One of the Guardians of the Galaxy, and upcoming star of the next Marvel Cinematic Universe movie. Probably going to team up with the Avengers at some point."
"At the LEGO Store today I saw LEGO Avengers! And do you know what is awesome about that?"
"Yes! That you can Assemble the Avengers!"
"Yay! So what does that have to do with this raccoon?"
"Okay, you know the Chitauri? The aliens that attacked Manhattan at the end?"
"I'll pretend?"
"You don't remember? The climactic battle of the whole movie?"
"Um... no?"
"Why do you even bother watching movies if you're just going to forget all of them??"
*uncontrollable squees of laughter*