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Happy Birthday Mandy!
Anthony's foot is in my car and i accidentally impregnated his eyebrow...whoops.
I roasted Mandy!
James randomly ran up to my car at a red light and then ran back to Anthony's
I got lost and ended up at an airport
Today was an odd day:
"i'm a tree! I'm a tree!" ~ Hailey and I
"do you like bugs? my mom likes bugs!... i said 'I want a coke!'"~ Hailey and Tyler
"do you think two weeks is long enough to woo him, convince him to transfer to Harding and be the father of my children?"~ Me
"I like to eat bugs, does that make me cool?"~ Tim
"you guys are mandy's wonderbra!"~ Mandy's madre
"She told me 1792...but she didn't tell me what to do with it!!!"~Hailey
"I wore the thong all around my dormroom at harding"~Mandy's brotherChris