Lost and confused

Oct 04, 2007 12:05

Well today has just been completely hectic.

As if things weren't busy enough with my trying out this "Second Life" game, we got an unexpected delivery from Michigan in the United Stages, of all places. United States?? I suppose it might be one of those newfangled places the pardoned Orcs have set up. They've been rather uppity since that king decided to be "charitable." I think it's just a flimsy excuse to levy more taxes, if you ask me.

Anyway, there I was trying out this new avatar of a swashbuckling man of Dale with bulging muscles and wooing this sweet little Silvan elf when up comes a wain of mead! Mead?!?! Who drinks mead these days? Mead is soooooo last year's chat room.

But this fellow wesley -- not an Orc, come to think of it. More like a dwarf -- insisted on unloading the whole thing on my doorstep. Poor Nob. He spent the rest of the afternoon trying to pack it all into the cellar while I tried to rush this wesley creature off. The things a poor barkeep has to deal with these days.

Oh well, back to "Second Life!"

elves, united states, mead, chatting up elves, orcs, internet, dwarves, second life, nob, stupid king

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