I've been seeing plugs for a fan community to celebrate Severus Snape's 50th birthday over the last week, an event that can only herald one thing; a shitstorm (sorry) of slash. Already his greasy package is being lauded as if it were the Sacred Rod of God. And just when Harry could finally bed down with his canon girlfriend with a sigh of relief, Snape crosses the threshold with a limp rose in his unbrushed teeth and wearing ancient gray Speedos he once wore to impress Lily in case James should flip him arse over tip again. There is some comfort in all this, however. The Jason Isaacs community I belong to had announced an upcoming calendar! And just as I had despaired and was planning to try making my own! Well I might anyhow so I'll have two and if the proposed calendar is somehow missing the nude pic, well hell, I got that covered, right in my hard drive! Can you say halleluia?
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MEET NINJAKITTY!!!!!!
I'll give you a moment.
Give up?
Look. I'm not messing with you. Get your nose off the screen. There is actually a kitten in that picture. We just got her yesterday, you see. Then about half an hour after we sprung open the cat carrier in the family room, we could NOT find her at all. A six month old gray calico, gone. We looked under the furniture, on top of the cupboards, under the bed, in the bed, behind curtains, in Beth's baritone case, we lifted up couch cushions, beat the rug and performed some kind of Swahili appeal to the gods. It rained. We looked outside, in the rain. We peered behind every door and rooted through boxes in the garage, checked the washer and dryer, and even the oven. No kitty. None. Five hours went by. And then I heard a baby mew. We followed the sound to the chair you see above.
No kitty.
But she WAS mewing! It came from the extreme depths of the chair and this was because she was literally INSIDE it. She crawled up from a gap underneath and stayed there all that time, which has bewildered Cathulhu into thinking the stars have aligned and he will soon see R'yleh and his evil cat ancestors. And so, this picture is a picture of a cat. Technically. It's a picture of a ninja cat and so her name is Ninja Kitty. When she comes out of stealth mode, I'll post more pix.