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Question:
If a heterosexual desires sex with the opposite gender and a homosexual desires the same with their own gender, what the hell do metrosexuals want to have sex with? Metro busses? We have a lot of those in the Seattle area and some of those tailpipes are kinda hot if you look at them the right way. Maybe they want to have sex but only in cities. Or on busses that cross city boundaries. Or people on the busses that cross city boundaries. Fuck, that's nasty, that last one. You ever SEE the kinds of wierdos that hop on a downtown bus, say, after 8pm? Who'd hit that? Not me. Not even if I was a metrosexual. Well if you think that's bad, I'll let you figure out what a ruralsexual wants to cuddle up to at night. Have fun!
Hubby had a good father's day yesterday. He got what all dad's really want but rarely get because everyone assumes they want presents, cards and company instead of realizing what they want is to be left alone. Father's day is never the high-wire act Mother's day is, where one wrong move gets you fucked and splattered all over 5th Avenue. It's more relaxed because the whole 'I just want to relax' vibe comes through if you're attuned to it. Forget a card? No problem on Father's Day. It's better you forget, because to read the mush in it, they have to take their attention away from the James Bond marathon they're watching. Now if I were an alien to American culture and I had 2 photos in front of me, each of the Hallmark card rack near Mother's Day and Father's Day, respectively, I'd know the score instantly. There is no humor on Mother's Day. There is pink and purple and roses and poetry, vellum and Regency font, embossed script and ribbons, but no comedy. Mothers take this day seriously and this is why the legions of daughters, sons and spouses so grimly attempt to pluck one from the rack that won't get them in much trouble. They are indistinguishable in style from condolence cards. Ever see a dracula pop up out of a coffin on the latter? Hell no. And you won't see a cartoon of ol' Mom beating the kids either, which is what SHE really wants to do. The other thing fathers want to do they can't do with the kids and that thing hubby got and was very, very happy.
Happy Father's Day Doodles!
If a heterosexual desires sex with the opposite gender and a homosexual desires the same with their own gender, what the hell do metrosexuals want to have sex with? Metro busses? We have a lot of those in the Seattle area and some of those tailpipes are kinda hot if you look at them the right way. Maybe they want to have sex but only in cities. Or on busses that cross city boundaries. Or people on the busses that cross city boundaries. Fuck, that's nasty, that last one. You ever SEE the kinds of wierdos that hop on a downtown bus, say, after 8pm? Who'd hit that? Not me. Not even if I was a metrosexual. Well if you think that's bad, I'll let you figure out what a ruralsexual wants to cuddle up to at night. Have fun!
Hubby had a good father's day yesterday. He got what all dad's really want but rarely get because everyone assumes they want presents, cards and company instead of realizing what they want is to be left alone. Father's day is never the high-wire act Mother's day is, where one wrong move gets you fucked and splattered all over 5th Avenue. It's more relaxed because the whole 'I just want to relax' vibe comes through if you're attuned to it. Forget a card? No problem on Father's Day. It's better you forget, because to read the mush in it, they have to take their attention away from the James Bond marathon they're watching. Now if I were an alien to American culture and I had 2 photos in front of me, each of the Hallmark card rack near Mother's Day and Father's Day, respectively, I'd know the score instantly. There is no humor on Mother's Day. There is pink and purple and roses and poetry, vellum and Regency font, embossed script and ribbons, but no comedy. Mothers take this day seriously and this is why the legions of daughters, sons and spouses so grimly attempt to pluck one from the rack that won't get them in much trouble. They are indistinguishable in style from condolence cards. Ever see a dracula pop up out of a coffin on the latter? Hell no. And you won't see a cartoon of ol' Mom beating the kids either, which is what SHE really wants to do. The other thing fathers want to do they can't do with the kids and that thing hubby got and was very, very happy.
Happy Father's Day Doodles!