Encino Man flashback
I have a sudden urge to quote the hell out of this movie. Thanks Keith and Shags to reminding me of this classic!! Ahhh, I have to get it on DVD...
The cheese is old and mouldy. Where is the bathroom?
I love it when she calls me David.
Betty. Betty? Betty. Betty Nuggs. Betty Nuggs?
No weezing the ju-uice.
SHUUUSH!!
Computer club, computer club.
Dave, it wasn't meant to happen. Come on, I'll go buy you some ho-ho's.
Link and I had a stoney time at the Mountain.
--Are you crazy? You took him to Mega Mountain??
Ya, cause they're riding the vapour in reverse.
--They are?
Mmmm
--Cool...
I'm a stoney crusty dude. Didja know that?
Link, you're probably used to eating twigs, but here int he USA you have what you call the 4 basic food groups. (picks up banana) - and this is not one of them. First group; the Dairy group. Milk Duds. You hide these under your pillow so your mom doesn't find them. If she does you're tweaked, bro. Second group; Fruit Group. Sweet Tarts. These are outragiously citrussy. Keep rollin'... Third Group; Corn nuts. Man, you buy these by the pound. (DING!) Meat Group!! These are my favourite.. (Link bites into...) Hey!! Equal.. equal... 50-50, okay? Now, for drinks. Slurpees. This is what put this place on the map, bro. (Chugging slurpee from machine) (storeclerk) Mr Stoney! Don't do that here! (Stoney) Kashmer, rasmmere, why don't you just chill okay, cuz we're going to the mountain and we decided before we go we'd weeeze the ju-uice. (Second storeclerk) No buts, chill! Get out of my store! (stoney/link leave) (link goes back in store with sunglasses on) I'll be back (link leaves) (store clerk) No butts, chill!
RAD MOBILE! RAD MOBILE!!!
I know you, and I don't like you - and as of now, I'm all over you.
It's your cave nug.
All you care about is nugs, chillin' and grindage.
Ahhhh Daaaaave!!
Don't tax my gig so hard-core, cruster.
*giggle fits*
It takes me back!! 1992, dude!
The cheese is old and mouldy. Where is the bathroom?
I love it when she calls me David.
Betty. Betty? Betty. Betty Nuggs. Betty Nuggs?
No weezing the ju-uice.
SHUUUSH!!
Computer club, computer club.
Dave, it wasn't meant to happen. Come on, I'll go buy you some ho-ho's.
Link and I had a stoney time at the Mountain.
--Are you crazy? You took him to Mega Mountain??
Ya, cause they're riding the vapour in reverse.
--They are?
Mmmm
--Cool...
I'm a stoney crusty dude. Didja know that?
Link, you're probably used to eating twigs, but here int he USA you have what you call the 4 basic food groups. (picks up banana) - and this is not one of them. First group; the Dairy group. Milk Duds. You hide these under your pillow so your mom doesn't find them. If she does you're tweaked, bro. Second group; Fruit Group. Sweet Tarts. These are outragiously citrussy. Keep rollin'... Third Group; Corn nuts. Man, you buy these by the pound. (DING!) Meat Group!! These are my favourite.. (Link bites into...) Hey!! Equal.. equal... 50-50, okay? Now, for drinks. Slurpees. This is what put this place on the map, bro. (Chugging slurpee from machine) (storeclerk) Mr Stoney! Don't do that here! (Stoney) Kashmer, rasmmere, why don't you just chill okay, cuz we're going to the mountain and we decided before we go we'd weeeze the ju-uice. (Second storeclerk) No buts, chill! Get out of my store! (stoney/link leave) (link goes back in store with sunglasses on) I'll be back (link leaves) (store clerk) No butts, chill!
RAD MOBILE! RAD MOBILE!!!
I know you, and I don't like you - and as of now, I'm all over you.
It's your cave nug.
All you care about is nugs, chillin' and grindage.
Ahhhh Daaaaave!!
Don't tax my gig so hard-core, cruster.
*giggle fits*
It takes me back!! 1992, dude!