I finally saw it. My friends and I were the only ones in the theater, but that just meant we could shout at things at the screen. And sing.
Star Wars, nothing but Star Wars.
Opening scene was TOTALLY JOSE CHUNG'S FROM OUTER SPACE. Ripoffs.
The escape sequence of the frightening thing that kept opening and closing? TOTALLY A GALAXY QUEST RIP OFF. "I'm not doing it. This episode was badly written!"