Three Memes and a Dead Baby

Apr 21, 2007 20:10

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

-from moondropz


List 12 characters. Do this before continuing to the questions!
1. Sam Winchester
2. Dean Winchester
3. Peter Petrelli
4. Chloe Sullivan
5. Clark Kent
6. Jess Mariano
7. Dean Forester
8. Lorelai Gilmore
9. Buffy Summers
10. Xander Harris
11. Nathan Petrelli
12. Claire Bennet

1.) Who would make a better college professor?
Chloe since she seems like she would be a teacher if she weren't a journalist. She certainly has the patience of one..

2) Do you think 2 (Dean W.) is hot? How hot?
Yes, very much so. About as hot as the sun.

3) 12 (Claire) sends 8 (Lorelai) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
It would probably be something like Lorelai convincing someone to let Claire do something illegal in order to save the world. And yes, because Lorelai can talk anyone into anything.

4) What is, or would be, 9 (Buffy)'s favorite book?
...The Lord of the Rings?

5) Would it make more sense for 2 (Dean W.) to swear fealty to 6 (Jess), or the other way around?
Dean would swear loyalty to anyone as long as he thinks they have his back..but I'm pretty sure that's not gonna happen with Jess.

6) For some reason, 5 (Clark)is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with 9(Buffy), or 10(Xander)?
Buffy and Clark would probably get along better, but it's not necessarily a good thing since their combined angst will either implode or explode. I can't decide which.

7) 2(Dean W.), 7(Dean F.), and 12(Claire) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Winchester and Claire would probably trade battle stories at Chuck E. Cheese (W's suggestion) while Forester would have brought Clara (who's ecstatic that her name almost matches Claire's) and she would probably drag Dean off to play "Whack-A-Mole" or something.

8) 3(Peter)challenges 10(Xander) to a duel. What happens?
Depending on whether Xander conveniently remembers his military training or not, it could be an interesting fight. Thought Peter wins, because superheroes always win.

9) If 1(Sam) stole 8(Lorelai)'s most precious possession, how would they get it back?
Lorelai would disorient Sam completely talking about Forestor, while Luke beat up Dean and got Rory back. Because I think Luke would probably win in a fair fight against Dean..I'm serious.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7(Dean F.) and 12(Claire) both attain what they most desire.
The Amazing, Flying Gilmores

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4(Chloe) and 1(Sam) to work together?
Um..stay tuned to Who's on First!

12) If 7(Dean F.) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Sooo well. And by well I mean I'd be a puddle of goo on Friday and Saturday and maybe get a word in on Sunday right before he left.

13) If you could command 3(Peter) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
I'd probably ask him to take me flying...among other things..

14) Does anyone on your friends list resemble 11(Nathan) (either in appearance or personality)?
Do you mean does anyone on my friends list resemble a shark? Nope.

15) If 2(Dean W.) had to choose sides between 4(Chloe) and 5(Clark), which would it be?
Probably Chloe because he and Clark really don't get along. Freakin' guy is worse than Sammy.

16) What might 10 (Xander) shout while charging into battle?
"Maybe we should have thought of a non-lethal plan first."

17) If you chose a song to represent 8(Lorelai), which song would you choose?
Anything by Sam Phillips. I especially like "Reflecting Light".

18) 1(Sam), 6(Jess), and 12(Claire) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Probably Claire, because Sam's a softie, and whether Jess wants to admit it or not, he is too.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2(Dean W.) to use on 10(Xander)?
Hehe, even though Xander's not Dean's type..."Is that a stake, or are you just happy to see me?"...and you know only Dean could sell that line.

20) What would 5 (Clark) most likely be arrested for?
Um..stupidity? Discontinuity? Complete asshatery? Too much mope? I'm being really hard on him tonight..*sigh*

21) What is 6(Jess)'s secret?
He likes doll houses...

22) If 11(Nathan) and 9(Buffy) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Oooh, this is a toughie, because of course Nathan can fly, but he has those landings to work on...and Buffy sure can run (see famous slo-mo high school hallway shot)..but I'll have to go with Nathan.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7(Dean F.) or 8(Lorelai)?
Both...but I'd rather be with Dean XD

-from jkelly113


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It's mostly right except for the..exhibitionist part..? I mean, I really don't know, but I get self-conscious wearing a low-cut shirt or a bikini...

So, about the Dead Baby comment..there's a story behind that, but I'm going to tell you about my whole day anyway.


I woke up at 10:30 (yay! early! it's a first!) and spent an hour and a half prepping for my One Act rehearsal today. And then, of course, it fell through in the first fifteen minutes of the rehearsal. It didn't completely bomb, we got through a lot of stuff, but I underestimated my actors because they were freshman and I didn't know they had done this local conservatory thing, and yeah. But we did do some things..the next rehearsal is Monday, which is soon, and I hate to say that I'm not looking forward to it..I just wish we could take a break..but I don't think that's going to happen. So Monday it is, and I know I'm going to love this when it's done. Right? RIGHT?

Anyway, after Zach and Katie (my cast) left at 2:00, Becca came (as expected) at 2:30 and told me she had to leave at five. Okay. That's manageable. So we watch the rest of Devour (WTF? The girlfriend, and the mom, and the kissing? Buh? But I loved it for the "NOOOOOO!") and then we fast fowarded through an episode of Dark Angel only watching the Jensen. And we have this thing where Becca talks while I'm fast fowarding because she's bored and it's funny and she all of the sudden says "dead baby" out of the blue and then I paused and asked:

Me: What's the difference between turkey and dead babies?
Becca: What?
Me: I don't eat turkey.

And she just burst out laughing even though I thought she was going to give me a "you're sick" face which I'm pretty sure most of you are making right now. But I thought it was funny, and she did too, and that's what matters in life, right?

So then we walk to Safeway to buy food and then to Blockbuster to drop off Devour, and to Barnes & Noble for the bathroom and while we're walking out we ask a random girl what time it is and she says it's 4:55 and we're like, fuck. Neither of us have our cell phones (GREAT planning on our parts, I know) but Becca sees her across-the-road neighbor and borrows the phone from him to call her dad to pick us up and then we sit down and eat Lunchables XD

After that I had a pretty uneventful day except that I saw the beginning of the X-files movie, up to the part where Scully gets stung. My dad and my sister used to watch the show all the time (I never did because I was WAY too scared) but I kind of want to watch now. I remember parts of it, of course, but I'd be happy if I could see a couple of episodes, and it wouldn't even bother me if they're out of order!

Then I watched Gilmore Girls, saw Marty get his ass handed to him and came back to LJ to finish my post.

Good night all, and good luck.

(Oh, and if I'm extra nice, I might have picscam tomorrow since I want to procrastinate.)

gg, meme, rant, movies, hehe, jensen, friends

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