Nothing says the world is mocking you...
Unless of course you consider being insanely happy to discover that one of the friends you were going to visit this month will be here only mildly overlapping with going to STL... He's here four days, we're here two of those four. And after bouncing around about this and cheerily talking on the phone with your mother about how awesome it all is as you are talking to her and go to flush the toilet your wedding ring conveniently slips from your finger and into the toilet. Immediate response of course being "Oh fuck! Oh shit! How do I fix this?" Then loudly screaming to wake Sam, who upon watching you fish your ring from a toilet says, "I'm going back to sleep. You tried to flush our ring."