Two seperate subjects.... please read
There are two things i would like to discuss:
NUMBER 1~
My fucking party on saturday. PLEASE everyone come, it is going to SIZNIZZLE. Yes, that is correct, SIZNIZZLE, MY NIZZLE. This may be your last chance to see erica, and ALSO may be the last time you will ever set foot in my house again.... if those two reasons are not enought to convince you that you should be drinking the booze at my house on saturday night, well then you are no longer my friend, you have been erased from my memory, FOREVER!
Number 2~
Saturday night i discoved a little piece of technology which made me happy beyond my wildest dreams! i was at central station, platform number 16 i believe, when erica and i discoved a coke vending machine. A COKE VENDING MACHINE, you ask? what is so special about such a contraption? WELL LET ME TELL YOU. On the front of this said machine, there was written a set of instructions. These instructions followed as thus: call the mentioned phone number(which, low and behold, was on the machine), punch in the 4 digit machine code (which, low and behold, was on the machine) and, if you are with telstra, YOU CAN GET A FUCKING BOTTLE OF COKE WHICH WILL BE CHARGED TO YOUR TELSTRA ACCOUNT! It sends $2.50 credit to the machine for you to get a coke! AND I DID IT! AND I HAD A COKE! Let me tell you, my life will never be the same....
NUMBER 1~
My fucking party on saturday. PLEASE everyone come, it is going to SIZNIZZLE. Yes, that is correct, SIZNIZZLE, MY NIZZLE. This may be your last chance to see erica, and ALSO may be the last time you will ever set foot in my house again.... if those two reasons are not enought to convince you that you should be drinking the booze at my house on saturday night, well then you are no longer my friend, you have been erased from my memory, FOREVER!
Number 2~
Saturday night i discoved a little piece of technology which made me happy beyond my wildest dreams! i was at central station, platform number 16 i believe, when erica and i discoved a coke vending machine. A COKE VENDING MACHINE, you ask? what is so special about such a contraption? WELL LET ME TELL YOU. On the front of this said machine, there was written a set of instructions. These instructions followed as thus: call the mentioned phone number(which, low and behold, was on the machine), punch in the 4 digit machine code (which, low and behold, was on the machine) and, if you are with telstra, YOU CAN GET A FUCKING BOTTLE OF COKE WHICH WILL BE CHARGED TO YOUR TELSTRA ACCOUNT! It sends $2.50 credit to the machine for you to get a coke! AND I DID IT! AND I HAD A COKE! Let me tell you, my life will never be the same....