"Which service is braver?"
An Air Force General, a Navy Admiral, a Marine General, and a Army General
are standing around one day talking about which service is braver.
The Navy Admiral says the Navy is the bravest here I'll prove it. "Seaman
come here," he says. The Seaman runs over salutes the Admiral and says "Yes,
sir?!"
"Seaman, I want you to climb to the top of that tower over there and jump
off," says the Admiral.
"Yes, sir!" says the Seaman and salutes. He then proceeds to the top of the
tower and jumps off; hits the ground and dies. "That's brave." says the
Admiral.
The Army General says "That's nothing. Soldier come here." The Soldier runs
over to the General, salutes, and says "Yes, sir?!!"
"Soldier, I want you to climb to the top of that tower over there and dive
straight down into the ground," says the Army General.
"Yes, sir!!" says the Soldier and salutes. He then proceeds to the top of
the tower and dives off head first straight into the ground and dies.
"That's brave." says the Army General.
The Marine General laughs and says "I can beat that. Marine get over here."
The Marine runs over to the General salutes, and says "YES, SIR?!!!"
"Marine, I want you to climb to the top of that tower over there jump off do
three flips and then dive into the ground," says the Marine General.
"My honor, SIR!!!" says the Marine. Gives a crisp salute then climbs the
tower jumps off, does three flips, and dives head first straight into the
ground and dies. "That's brave." says the Marine General.
The Air Force General says "Gentlemen, you havn't seen anything yet. Airman
come here." The Airman runs over to the General salutes, and says "Sir?"
"Airman, I want you to climb to the top of that tower over there, jump off,
and dive head first into the ground." says the Air Force General.
The Airman looks at the tower then back at the General pauses for a second
and says "Screw you, Sir!!!" Flips him off and walks away.
The Air Force General says "Now, THAT was brave."
are standing around one day talking about which service is braver.
The Navy Admiral says the Navy is the bravest here I'll prove it. "Seaman
come here," he says. The Seaman runs over salutes the Admiral and says "Yes,
sir?!"
"Seaman, I want you to climb to the top of that tower over there and jump
off," says the Admiral.
"Yes, sir!" says the Seaman and salutes. He then proceeds to the top of the
tower and jumps off; hits the ground and dies. "That's brave." says the
Admiral.
The Army General says "That's nothing. Soldier come here." The Soldier runs
over to the General, salutes, and says "Yes, sir?!!"
"Soldier, I want you to climb to the top of that tower over there and dive
straight down into the ground," says the Army General.
"Yes, sir!!" says the Soldier and salutes. He then proceeds to the top of
the tower and dives off head first straight into the ground and dies.
"That's brave." says the Army General.
The Marine General laughs and says "I can beat that. Marine get over here."
The Marine runs over to the General salutes, and says "YES, SIR?!!!"
"Marine, I want you to climb to the top of that tower over there jump off do
three flips and then dive into the ground," says the Marine General.
"My honor, SIR!!!" says the Marine. Gives a crisp salute then climbs the
tower jumps off, does three flips, and dives head first straight into the
ground and dies. "That's brave." says the Marine General.
The Air Force General says "Gentlemen, you havn't seen anything yet. Airman
come here." The Airman runs over to the General salutes, and says "Sir?"
"Airman, I want you to climb to the top of that tower over there, jump off,
and dive head first into the ground." says the Air Force General.
The Airman looks at the tower then back at the General pauses for a second
and says "Screw you, Sir!!!" Flips him off and walks away.
The Air Force General says "Now, THAT was brave."