Sure, as soon as I figure out how to myself. The food and supplies have to come from somewhere, but that's the extent of my knowledge about the way they get here.
[pats the bottom of the box and feels how light it is]
[notices a card stuck to one of the sides off the corner of his eye, and takes it in his hand] It's also addressed to us. Look. "Season's greetings, Blaine and Kurt. You probably want these."
[considers this for another moment, and finally throws his hands up in the air]
I can't help it! I want to know! Apparently years of bullying and what I'm sure is a sentient campsite with a sadistic sense of humor have yet to dissuade me from opening mysterious boxes addressed to me.
Hello? Who is it?
[after no answer he heads towards the door, cautiously opening it and finding a giant box on the door step]
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Did you order anything?
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[tries to pick up the box, only to realize it's really light]
Weird. It's like there's nothing in here.
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[pats the bottom of the box and feels how light it is]
Maybe it's a prank.
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Let's bring it in while we decide what to do with it. It's freezing outside.
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I have to admit, I'm getting curious.
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Try shaking it.
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What do you think?
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[notices a card stuck to one of the sides off the corner of his eye, and takes it in his hand] It's also addressed to us. Look. "Season's greetings, Blaine and Kurt. You probably want these."
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All I have is 50% off bowtie gift certificates.
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We should only be so lucky. So does that mean we're going to open it?
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I can't help it! I want to know! Apparently years of bullying and what I'm sure is a sentient campsite with a sadistic sense of humor have yet to dissuade me from opening mysterious boxes addressed to me.
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Great! I'll go get some scissors. [runs off for a moment and comes back with a pair and offers them out]
Do you want to stand back or do the honors?
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You know something about this, don't you?
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