Yarg

Jul 23, 2006 23:25

1] Personalized license plates that have shortened words or use numbers instead of letters need to be melted and reshapen into hammers used to hammer their owners faces. Sledge hammers if the words MINI or BUG are used for Mini Coopers or Beetles, respectively.

2] Cars with red turn signals piss me off. How am I supposed to know if that's your turn signal or if you have a tail light out and you're hitting the breaks over and over, jerk???

3] No one will go with me to see Dragonforce tomorrow so hence I will not go :((((( Nvm I am going now thx George

4] AIM is not an acceptable way to communicate with someone. If I have an away message up, I'm not there. I hate coming home at 2 in the morning and seeing 3 messages saying "Hay waz ^ 2nite???" when you could have just called me. I'm sure I have done this too but this cannot be the primary means to contact someone. [Not intended for any one person because many people are guilty of this :)))))]

5]

Beer pong is retarded

6] People who say LOLZ and ZOMG and all of that to be ironic are also retarded

7] I met some 18-year-old last night that I wanted to plow,, wtf is wrong with me

8] I will be seeing Dillinger after a 7 month hiatus Tuesday and Brian still isn't playing with them

brian benoit, rant, shows

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