TOUCH DOWN
I did NOTHING at work today but I know who's going to win the Super Bowl
Welcome to Superbowl Extra Large, Featuring the Pittsburgh Steelers vs. the Seattle Seahawks
Looks like the Seahawks have won the pivotal coin toss and will choose to receive
GARY ANDERSON is a little teapot
And heeeereeeee we go! The crowd is just teething with excitement
The Seahawks come up short on their first drive. SKIP WATSON misses an important third down pass
Even though he completely misses the football, PERCY "THE ANIMAL" SKIPPERINGTON kicks a 87 yard punt
The Steelers are sacked on their very first play by TONY WOODS, sister or JAMES WOODS
The Steelers had to punt, but quickly intercepted Seahawks third-string quarterback ALBERT SKILLET on the second play
No score after 2.2 minute first half
Another interception! The Seahawks get the pigskin back and run it back past 3 critically injured players
After a few short plays, DAVE KRIEG runs in the first touchdown of Superbowl Extra Large
The color of the sky decides to change due to the sweet Seahawks celebration
The Steelers respond with a 67 yard pass to JASON WYATT
But the Seattle defense is a force to be reckoned with! Where are your elbow pads, RUFUS PORTER
Seattle keeps Pittsburgh behind the 20 yard line and they are forced to kick a field goal while everyone in the crowd removes their shirts
"DONALD EVANS AIN'T NEED NO JERSEY NUMBER"
At the end of the half, Seattle leads by 4. Now it's halftime!
HAY GIRL
HAY GIRL
HAY GIRL
Pittsburgh tries to mount an offense, but JIMMY BUTTS keeps intercepting them
Every play the Steelers have tried came up fruitless. I wonder how they combat this stunning defense
Both teams are at a standstill as the third quarter comes to a shuddering halt
Finally! WARREN WILLIAMS runs in a 3 yard play for Pittsburgh's first touchdown but then becomes confused when he realizes the ref has a jersey number and he doesn't
You guys ARE number one
Seattle gets the inflated football back, only to fumble it out of bounds after 36 Tecmo Super Bowl seconds
DERRICK FENNER catches a 22 yard pass in the weirdest position possible
Oh snap! TOMMY KANE's 107 yard reception puts the Seahawks back in the lead
DAVE KRIEG is so goddamn excited
Pittsburgh is clearly running out of time and Seattle's nickle-dime-file cabinet defense isn't helping
Oh no! with 6 seconds left Seattle's JUAN HUSSMANADOOMAMADEBB intercepts a flea-flicker
It's all over, folks! Now get those giant solid gold football helmets off the field
BUBBY BRISTER is the reason Pittsburgh lost you guys
Yes this is how boring work was today
I have also been only listening to the Sonic 2 soundtrack all week
Welcome to Superbowl Extra Large, Featuring the Pittsburgh Steelers vs. the Seattle Seahawks
Looks like the Seahawks have won the pivotal coin toss and will choose to receive
GARY ANDERSON is a little teapot
And heeeereeeee we go! The crowd is just teething with excitement
The Seahawks come up short on their first drive. SKIP WATSON misses an important third down pass
Even though he completely misses the football, PERCY "THE ANIMAL" SKIPPERINGTON kicks a 87 yard punt
The Steelers are sacked on their very first play by TONY WOODS, sister or JAMES WOODS
The Steelers had to punt, but quickly intercepted Seahawks third-string quarterback ALBERT SKILLET on the second play
No score after 2.2 minute first half
Another interception! The Seahawks get the pigskin back and run it back past 3 critically injured players
After a few short plays, DAVE KRIEG runs in the first touchdown of Superbowl Extra Large
The color of the sky decides to change due to the sweet Seahawks celebration
The Steelers respond with a 67 yard pass to JASON WYATT
But the Seattle defense is a force to be reckoned with! Where are your elbow pads, RUFUS PORTER
Seattle keeps Pittsburgh behind the 20 yard line and they are forced to kick a field goal while everyone in the crowd removes their shirts
"DONALD EVANS AIN'T NEED NO JERSEY NUMBER"
At the end of the half, Seattle leads by 4. Now it's halftime!
HAY GIRL
HAY GIRL
HAY GIRL
Pittsburgh tries to mount an offense, but JIMMY BUTTS keeps intercepting them
Every play the Steelers have tried came up fruitless. I wonder how they combat this stunning defense
Both teams are at a standstill as the third quarter comes to a shuddering halt
Finally! WARREN WILLIAMS runs in a 3 yard play for Pittsburgh's first touchdown but then becomes confused when he realizes the ref has a jersey number and he doesn't
You guys ARE number one
Seattle gets the inflated football back, only to fumble it out of bounds after 36 Tecmo Super Bowl seconds
DERRICK FENNER catches a 22 yard pass in the weirdest position possible
Oh snap! TOMMY KANE's 107 yard reception puts the Seahawks back in the lead
DAVE KRIEG is so goddamn excited
Pittsburgh is clearly running out of time and Seattle's nickle-dime-file cabinet defense isn't helping
Oh no! with 6 seconds left Seattle's JUAN HUSSMANADOOMAMADEBB intercepts a flea-flicker
It's all over, folks! Now get those giant solid gold football helmets off the field
BUBBY BRISTER is the reason Pittsburgh lost you guys
Yes this is how boring work was today
I have also been only listening to the Sonic 2 soundtrack all week